Two-Bit Waltz Page #2

Synopsis: In the wonderfully dysfunctional tradition of The Royal Tenenbaums, teenage years are always messy... but for Maude, things couldn't seem more tragic. Within one week just prior to her 18th birthday, she is suspended from school, stranded by her best friend, dumped by the boy she "loves", and Granny just died leaving her an enormous amount of money under one condition: Maude must go to college which she does not want to do and her wildly eccentric family is no help at all. Of course... It's a comedy!
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Director(s): Clara Mamet
Production: Monterey Media
 
IMDB:
4.9
R
Year:
2014
81 min
$2,051
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Instinct.

And why is it that you're here?

That's incredibly immature.

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

What do you mean you

didn't take anything away

And why is it that you're here?

From "The Diary of Anne Frank"?

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

Well, like she's

not making it up.

And why is it that you're here?

It was a joke.

And why is it that you're here?

I've had just about

enough of this.

And why is it that you're here?

You know what they say.

And why is it that you're here?

If at first you don't succeed...

And why is it that you're here?

Did your mother

abandon you as a baby?

And why is it that you're here?

No.

And why is it that you're here?

But you told me...

And why is it that you're here?

Oh.

And why is it that you're here?

Right, yeah, no.

And why is it that you're here?

She just doesn't go

back to school night.

And why is it that you're here?

And why did you

mock the material?

And why is it that you're here?

Well, to be honest, I

just didn't do the report.

And why is it that you're here?

Why not?

And why is it that you're here?

I'm writing this novel, and...

And why is it that you're here?

A novel?

And why is it that you're here?

Listen to me, young lady.

And why is it that you're here?

The way you've been

behaving this year,

And why is it that you're here?

I wouldn't be surprised

if you didn't graduate,

And why is it that you're here?

Let alone get into

a good college.

And why is it that you're here?

Oh, I don't want to go to...

And why is it that you're here?

And I hope you're aware that

racist comments are something

And why is it that you're here?

That we do not nor

will we ever tolerate.

And why is it that you're here?

Especially coming from someone

with a Jewish background,

And why is it that you're here?

I found a particularly

disgraceful

And why is it that you're here?

That you would shame your own

people by suggesting... are you

And why is it that you're here?

Listening to me?

And why is it that you're here?

Maude?

And why is it that you're here?

Maude?

And why is it that you're here?

What?

And why is it that you're here?

Oh.

And why is it that you're here?

Listen.

And why is it that you're here?

You are my itty-bitty

little counselor friend,

And why is it that you're here?

And I adore you.

And why is it that you're here?

And I want you to

know that I am fully

And why is it that you're here?

Aware that the

Holocaust is real.

And why is it that you're here?

I just didn't do my homework.

And why is it that you're here?

Take this.

And why is it that you're here?

Sit there.

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Clara Mamet

Clara Mamet (born September 29, 1994) is an American actress and musician best known for her role as Amber Weaver in the ABC television comedy The Neighbors. more…

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