Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces Page #2

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I'm walking with Laura.

That's what I like about you.

You're tough to handle.

That's why you need

a real man like me.

Yeah, Mike. You're the real man.

That's right, I am the man.

Mike is the man.

- Mike is the man.

- Is the man.

Laura Palmer,

I'll see you later.

Heh. Yeah, maybe.

Oh.

Cigarette. Cigarette, cigarette.

Uh, Mom, can I borrow the car?

- Sure. What is the hurry?

- Oh.

- I forgot my books.

- Oh.

Ugh. Laura.

What?

Laura.

You will never be a smoker

if you don't start.

I mean it.

- Okay.

- Okay.

You lied to me

about those schoolbooks.

Laura,

I found them upstairs on your bed.

What were you doing in my room?

I was looking for my blue sweater

you borrowed,

which I found balled up

on the bottom of your closet.

Now, why did you lie to me?

And where the hell were you, Laura?

I had to see Bobby.

I know you don't like Bobby.

But there was a problem, and I just

didn't think that you would understand.

Oh, honey.

You don't have to lie to me ever.

You can tell me anything.

I will understand.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Okay.

Go on. Hurry up.

Dinner's about ready.

Your father says he's starving.

Hello, Sarah. Hello, Laura.

Where's my ax?

I'm hungry!

Oh, Leland.

Dad.

- What?

- Heh.

The Norwegians

are coming next week,

and I'd like you both to learn something

that I just learned in Norwegian.

I'd like you both to learn to say:

"Hello. How are you?

My name is Leland Palmer."

But my name isn't Leland Palmer.

Neither is mine. Can't we talk about

something serious for a change?

This is serious, my dear.

Mr. Benjamin Horne is expecting

a delegation of Norwegians

in town next week,

and I'd like you both

to be able to introduce yourself.

Now, Sarah, you first.

Ready?

What?

- Leland Palmer.

- Sarah. Sarah Palmer.

Okay, honey, now... That's very good.

We'll practice some more.

You try it, okay?

Laura Palmer.

Okay. All together now.

Hold hands.

A little bow. A little formal bow.

That's my girls. That's my girls.

Oh, my.

Oh, Sarah.

- Friend of Leo's, right?

- Yeah.

Power and the glory.

Hey, wait. Uh, I thought Leo said

this was my party.

If you can f*** and drive,

the party starts right now.

You shift that one.

This one's mine.

This is not the 2-by-4 I ordered.

It's the second time you've sent it.

It's too small.

I want a 2-by-4.

I don't understand

how this could have happened.

What's going on?

I ordered a 2-by-4.

None of the pieces are 2-by-4.

It's all very simple.

You see, Mr. Mibbler, the wood comes

in over here and it goes out over there.

Now, when it's over here,

it's exactly 2-by-4,

but when it comes out over there,

it's exactly 1 and 9/16ths

by 3 and 9/16ths.

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