Turbo Page #2

-'Morning, Sally.

'Morning, Steve.

'Morning...

You know, this is good.

Yes, this is good.

I daresay we've had

a breakthrough, here.

With that TV gone,

you can finally get out of that garage

and put all that racing nonsense

behind you.

And do what?

Start living your life.

I have a life?

Big Red?

Big Red!

I can't tuck. I can't tuck!

-Yes!

-Finally!

All right, let's chow down!

Hit the brakes, people.

It's Gardener Day.

You're quitting? Just like that?

Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

That's a bad thing.

"There comes a time in every race

"when a driver is forced to make

that one, key, split-second decision."

What did he just say?

"Take a chance and risk it all,

or play it safe and suffer defeat."

Okay, enough with the crazy talk, Theo.

Just step away from the grass

and get back to work.

Theo!

And the cars are at the starting line.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And once again, it's Turbo out front.

No dream is too big.

In the high lane! At the stripe!

And it looks like the winner is...

Tuck and roll, Theo! Tuck and roll!

No!

Are you insane?

You could've gotten yourself killed!

Theo, what were you thinking?

I thought I could get there.

When are you gonna wake up?

I wish...

I wish I was...

That was close.

Oh, no.

Yeah!

No, no, no! Come on! Faster!

No, no, no!

What happened?

Hey, hey, hey! Get out of here!

Not dead! Not dead!

It reeks in here.

It's like wearing a hat

made out of feet.

Home.

All right.

I'm okay.

That's peculiar.

Okay, what's happening to me?

What? That's me!

Come on! Stop it!

Quiet, quiet!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Welcome, everyone,

to this monthly safety meeting.

Well, there goes Jerry.

I'm going to

hand things over to Chet, now,

who has some important

new policies to go over.

Thank you very much, Carl.

Good afternoon, everyone.

I'm happy to "poli-see"

you all here today.

Okay. I would like to begin

with some very exciting news.

The latest figures are in.

Accidental smushes were down 15 percent.

Well done, team.

Yo, yo! You're listening to 98.6

where hip-hop... beats.

Finally.

Huh?!

What in the...

Help!

Stop! Stop, stop!

Mom!

Yeah!

Oh, no!

And so, in preparation for

Crow Awareness Week,

I'd just like to say...

Tuck and roll!

No, I'm not kidding! Tuck and roll!

Look out!

Granted, yes,

I admit that there's been

a wee bit of damage to inventory, here,

but if you'd just let me explain...

You're fired!

Whoa, okay, Carl,

if you just give him one more chance,

I promise that this will never, ever...

You don't understand.

You're fired.

"You," plural.

Youse. Y'all. Both of you!

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