Tulskiy Tokarev

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Hi, Sweetheart.

Hey, Daddy.

You know, you don't have to

pick me up, I can find a ride.

Yeah, I know, that's

what worries me.

What is that on the back

of your hand, Caitlin Maguire?

Relax, Dad, it's henna, okay?

Padma's mom did it for the girls in

class, we're studying Indian culture.

Indian Culture,

it washes-off, right?

Sort of, it will wear off.

I got these, the girl at the store

said they were the best ones.

Jeez, thank you, Dad.

You know, I don't... I don't

take the SAT's until next year.

It's never too early to

start preparing, right?

Oh, hey, can we stop at the

store for a couple of snacks?

The boys are coming over

after Mikey gets off work.

So, Mikey has a job?

Yeah, not everyone at my

school is a rich snob, Dad.

Mikey's on scholarship and

he washes dishes at Denny's.

Have you finished

with your term paper?

- Totally.

- Totally.

All right, it's almost done, I just

have to proof it and print it.

I want that paper done before your

two little buddies come over,

otherwise you'll never finish.

Alea est iacta.

What?

The die is cast.

It's from "Julius Caesar",

you know that thing

I've been working on for

the past six weeks.

The die is cast.

It's impressive.

You got the date locked?

Next Saturday,

Caitlin's gonna love it,

the band's booked.

- She's got the whole place to herself.

- Good.

Caitlin's Sweet Sixteen,

damn, makes me feel old!

What are we gonna

do with the... booze?

Don't worry about it,

I'll tell the bartenders

and waitresses, "No booze".

Not a drop,

Oh, okay.

Did you talk to the doorman,

"no meth at the door"?

- Your doormen sell meth?

- Don't worry about it.

If I hear of anyone even

looking at Caitlin's friends funny,

I'll kick their asses myself.

No, no, no, wait a minute,

these are sixteen year-old kids.

Kane, I don't want any incidents.

We're not sixteen year-olds,

drinking and doing drugs,

like we're role models.

How much trouble did we used to

get into when we were their age?

You know, I seem to remember

you double-dipping Betsy,

the one with those wavy eyes.

That's right!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

Wasn't she your girl for a while?

She was for a while

until I found-out that

this bad-ass was knocking

his bot dong around.

Well, hey, we shared the

same honey-pot, right?

- It makes us milk-brothers.

- Romulus and Remus.

Well, this is what I

don't understand,

how would you remember who you bang,

I mean, you've been drinking a fifth

of Scotch a day since you were born?

About a bad-ass,

mean-ass man you was.

I'm gonna throw a great party,

you're a great dad.

I gotta run.

Take it easy, Paulie.

Oh, Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor!

Mr. Mayor!

Can you please tell us how many jobs

will be provided on this project?

Yes... Phase One has already

created more than a hundred jobs,

local jobs, for this community.

And today we begin Phase Two.

And Phase Two means

that we'll have a park,

- as well as a river-walk.

- Mr. Maguire!

What do you intend to

do with the profits?

Thank you, Frank.

The Mayor and I feel

that this project will

certainly stimulate the economy and

we intend to put the money back into

education and medical, thank you.

Thank you all for coming.

Hey, are you almost ready?

We're gonna be late

for dinner with the

Thompsons and Dean White.

What does Dean White do exactly?

He works for the governor.

I think he's gonna run

for State Controller.

Good guy to know.

We're gonna need a

few extra contacts.

Do you prefer the Noir

tonight, or the Portofino?

Noir.

You know Princeton's

nearly 40,000 a year

and that's not including

room and board?

I know, can we swing it?

I got it covered.

We've got it covered.

We're a team here, right?

Yes, we are a team, but...

No, no buts! None of this "She's

my daughter" bullshit, all right?

I love the two of you, and I'm here

for you both, you got it?

You know, you're very sexy

when you put me in my place.

Is this you changing the subject?

I don't think we have time for this.

You are SUCH a tease.

I'm not gonna sh*t on no hellion.

Caitlin, your gonna be

staying home tonight, right?

Yeah, we just hanging-out here.

Good, because you have a lot of homework

that needs to be done by Monday,

- and you need to focus on your work.

- Okay, Dad.

I'm serious.

Dad, I know. Listen, we're

just gonna hang-out here,

watch TV or something.

Lisa might stop by, but that is it.

Michael, I hear you're a working man.

- Yes, sir.

- And how's that working out for you?

It sucks.

But it's nice for a buck or two,

and it's pretty flexible, you know?

This summer if you wanna make

some real money, you let me know,

I can put you on one of my crews.

Swinging a hammer pays a hell of a

lot more than working at Denny's.

You'd do that for me?

Yeah, if you give me a hand with

one of these boxes over here.

Okay.

- This?

- Yeah.

So, you gonna ask my daughter out?

What?

I see the way you're lookin' at her.

I didn't think you'd

let her go out, you know?

- You smoke weed?

- No.

- No drugs at all?

- No.

Well, then, I... I might...

be willing to make an exception.

Do you think she'd say, "Yes"?

The mind of a woman is

a mysterious thing.

I can't tell you

what she'll say, but...

"Fortune favors the bold."

You ready?

Yeah, I'm almost there, go start

the car, I'll be right there,

Caitlin, I'm not your mother,

I'm not going to lecture

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