Tucker and Dale vs Evil Page #4
What is this place?
It's just a cabin.
It doesn't mean they're psycho killers.
Oh, yeah? Then why don't you
go in there and talk to them?
All right. Maybe I will.
I said maybe.
There you go. Please don't tell me
that you hate eggs and bacon.
Wha-What am I doing here?
Oh, you don't remember?
OK. Uh...
Well, me and Tucker...
I mean, uh, I and Tuck...
Well...
- Tucker and I brung you here last night.
- Why?
Because you were about
to go swimming with your friends,
and you climbed up on a bunch of rocks,
and you fell and banged your head
and then you fell into the water,
and then...
I dove in and rescued you.
- Wait, you...you were spying on us?
- No. No, what? No!
No, we weren't spying.
No, I swear to God, no, no.
We were out there fishin'. OK?
I didn't... We didn't see...
I didn't see...
Maybe Tucker might have seen a little...
Where are my friends?
- They ran off into the woods.
- They just left me?
Yeah, but don't be mad at them.
Some people just aren't
any good in a crisis,
and that's why Tucker and I brung you here,
hoping that they would
come get you in the morning.
I didn't have any girlie clothes, so...
it's OK, I...
I never really had much fashion sense,
anyway.
- Me neither.
- Yeah.
That's my dog, Jangers. He looks mean,
but he's just a big old marshmallow.
You can just pet him round the nose.
- He's drooling.
- I know.
Anyway, um...I'm sorry
about all the mess around here.
Tucker just bought this place,
and, uh...you know...
Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't look like much
to a high-class girl like you,
but we've always just had sort of
a dream to have our own vacation home.
But, uh...anyway...
you should relax and rest, OK?
Hey, what's...
what's your name?
Uh...
It's Tale. Ducker.
My name...
- My name is Dale.
- I'm Allison.
But my...
my friends call me Allie.
Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you,
Allie...son.
And if you need anything else,
you just holler for me.
I'll be right in the little room here.
- Uh, Dale?
- Yeah.
Do you guys have
anything to do around here?
Do you like board games?
What kind do you have?
We got this one right here.
It's my favourite. Trivi-Up.
- Yes!
- Come on, four out of seven.
No way, dude. You lost.
Just shut up and walk, b*tch.
Goddamn Romeo.
Oh, well.
Oh, Jesus.
Aargh! Aargh! Argh!
Run! Run for your lives!
Yargh!
Here we go. Big roll. Five.
One, two, three, four, five.
OK, shoot.
Who was the fifth President
of the United States?
Oh, that's too easy.
That's James Monroe.
God, you are right again.
You are killing me.
I know. I'm sorry about that. I just...
I got this weird brain
where I'm dumb as a stump,
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