Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Synopsis: Two lovable West Virginian hillbillies are headed to their "fixer-upper" vacation cabin to drink some beer, do some fishin', and have a good time. But when they run into a group of preppy college kids who assume from their looks that they must be in-bred, chainsaw-wielding killers, Tucker & Dale's vacation takes a bloody and hilarious turn for the worse.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Eli Craig
Production: Magnet Releasing
  10 wins & 14 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
89 min

Yeah, archae... Yeah.

Look at this.

Must have been a real news junkie, too.

Chubby's Chili Dog Depot?

Buy three, get two free. No expiration date.

- All right.

- Score!

Tucker, look! They got my favourite

board game here, too.

You know what?

I tell you something, Dale.

I cannot believe that I am standing

in my own vacation home right now.

You know something?

Dreams really do come true.

Look out!

- Whoa!

- Well, I guess we should fix that.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

You can get off me now.

If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking

a dick but never do it, are you gay?

- Yes.

- Really?

- Guys!

- Are you serious?

- What?

- You guys want to hear a scary story?


Chuck, no.

- Absolutely not.

- That's not funny.

- You're such a liar.

- It happened to my cousins, I think.

Now, do you fuckers

want to hear a real story? Huh?

This story happened right here,

right in these very woods.

It was 20 years ago today.

The Memorial Day Massacre.

How a bunch of college kids...

just like us...

they came out here to have a good time...

but little did they know that they weren't

the only ones in these here woods.

Pump Up The Jam)

Pump it up

While your feet are stompin'.

And the jam is pumpin'...

J' Pump it up a little more.

J Get the party going on the dance Hoof.

J' See, cos that's where the...

Get another one! Come on!

J' I'm gonna meet my maker.

J' I ain't afraid to die.

- Hey, what the hell are you doing?

- Yeah, put that back on.

No, no.

This is cool, I like this.

Only one person lived to tell this story.

The rest of them just disappeared...

and their bodies are buried beneath us.

Hey! Hey! There's a lake back there.

Who wants to go skinny dipping?

- I do.

- Yeah.

- All right.

- I'm not getting naked.

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Eli Craig

Elijah Matthew "Eli" Craig (born May 25, 1972) is a Canadian-American screenwriter and film director, who started his career as an actor. Craig wrote and directed the cult horror comedy movie Tucker & Dale vs Evil, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival and won the audience award at SXSW. His next film Little Evil, starring Evangeline Lilly and Adam Scott, was released on Netflix in September 2017. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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