Tube Tales Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 84 min
- 90 Views
have a light shining out your arse!
What 's wrong with you? Listen,
keep this professional, man.
- Sit down, man.
- I'm alright, man.
- Sit down. There's a seat over here.
- I don't want to sit there.
- What are you standing for?
- I don't want to sit down!
What 's up with you, man?
All right, mate!
- No...
- Blimey, what have you been up to?
No. No!
I know what you're screwing over.
- Yeah, what?
- Stevie man, you ain't fat.
I know Eve was telling everyone last
night she thought you put weight.
That weight is muscle, you get me?
You're getting broad, man.
- Like a 2-lane turning into a 4-lane.
- Mo, what are you talking about?
Yeah, I'm a travelling
salesman now.
Yeah, the basic's f***ing sh*t, but
the commission's f***ing excellent.
You ain't going to make 50,000 in
a day, but still there's potential.
God, I promise I'll never do this
again. Get me through this, please.
I'm not a loser.
I'll get a real job, I swear.
I'm selling these things now, look.
They're alright as it goes, right?
They've got a pen on one side, right?
It 's a bit leaky that one, right.
And you've got a pencil on the
other side, plus a separate rubber.
I was fat once, man.
I wasn't no biggie no nothing.
But then with my kickboxing,
tae kwon do, kung fu and sh*t...
I'm now down to what
- It 's possible, man. Don't give up.
- Mo, shut up!
I prefer the felt tips we sold last
month. These ain't shifting, but...
there's always tomorrow,
Billy boy.
I don't know who the f*** you are.
Just f*** off and leave me alone!
I'm f***ing James, man,
from school!
Hey, listen, cause you ain't fat.
You've got the frame of a body
builder. All you need is the muscle.
- So are you working? Studying?
- I'm working, ain't I?
- 0h, yeah? What 's your job?
- I'm a computer engineer.
F***ing hell, man!
That 's what I wanna do!
That 's where the money is at,
at the call-in charge.
Excuse me.
- Do you think he's fat?
- Sorry?
Do you think he's fat?
- No.
- Thank you!
Stevie!
You can turn around now, man.
Stevie! Stevie!
It 's a good job I bumped into, mate.
You just made me remember.
You're looking well.
F*** it man, you are fat!
This f***ing train, man.
We're f***ing stuck here.
I'll tell you what: If I'm at the top
of your hit list, I'll take on you...
and all your extras, cause I ain't
no p*ssy cat. I'm Bulla, the bull.
- F***ing no! Not again, man!
- What the f*** are you doing?
- Calm down.
- What the f*** is this?
- It 's just a little bit of blood.
- Stupid wanker!
- I've got a nose bleed, all right?
- Stand back, please. Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Take this and hold your head back.
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