Tsatsiki, morsan och polisen Page #2
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Or a present.
Mum likes presents.
- You can buy one from me.
- What do you mean?
Only 200 crowns and some police
golds for dealing with someone bigger.
- How much bigger?
- Quite a lot.
- Okay... as long as you don't cheat me.
How often do you clean your windows?
Once a day, once a week
once a month or less?
Okay. And then we get to...
...the toilets.
Okay, come on!
Like this... and this,
and you're down.
What the hell!
Mum!
He was just teaching me
some police holds. Wanted him to.
He shouldn't teach you
to fight anyway.
- You don't win through violence.
- No... I agree with you.
But for being against violence,
you're pretty hard,
I'm sorry, but I thought that...
You understand.
- I'm not making a success of this.
- Gran bought a present for you.
A present? What for?
For me? How sweet of you.
What could this be?
It's a... just a little something.
It's the right size
and everything.
- Thanks.
- Do you want a bun?
Yes, please.
- Does it hurt?
- No, it's no problem.
It only hurts when I chew.
Mum has done it again.
But her and Gran will buns in the world.
I've got the money for the teacher
and eaten the best buns in the world.
I learned to fight like a policeman.
so someone'll fall on their buns.
- Thank you.
- Where'd you get that from?
I sold a bikini to a cop.
Stop that!
- What the hell are you saying?
- Stop that!
If you say,
'Your dad's a sh*t'
Your dad is a sh*t!
Yes!
Here.
Can you manage to get to the
principal? Smarten's already there.
- Maybe you should see the nurse.
- You want me to go home with you?
- How are you, does it hurt?
- I'm just a little dizzy.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
Once a day, once a week,
once a month or less often?
How often do you
clean your toilets?
- Mum...
- Once a day, once a week...
Hey, what have you done there.
Hmm... Have you hurt yourself?
Did someone hit you? Hmm...
That doesn't look too good.
Check out our new poster instead.
Imaginary Friends.
Isn't that your style?
A space theme.
- Thanks for your time...
Maybe you should go up.
G' ran says that a steak is the best
when you're hurt yourself.
- Do you like dancing?
- Yes.
- Why do you ask.
- It's nothing.
Tell me about dad.
- You've heard it 1000 times.
- But still...
I'd been checking him out
every day for a week.
I didn't dare go and say anything
to him because he was so handsome.
Then one day when I was on the
promenade he was right in front of me.
And he said 'hello' in Swedish because
he'd lived and worked in Sweden.
He asked if I wanted
to go out on his boat.
I said I wanted to. And so
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