Tromeo and Juliet Page #2

Synopsis: A modern, punk adaptation of Shakespeare's classic. Told irreverently, this film attempts to impact the viewer in the same way theatre-goers were affected in Shakespeare's time. Bawdy, Violent, Humorous, and Romantic.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Lloyd Kaufman
Production: Troma Films
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.2
R
Year:
1996
107 min
795 Views


Come on, Tracy.

Let's do it.

We got five minutes

before the manager gets here.

I only need two.

Oh, fingers.

I love fingers.

Give me fingers.

Excellent.

-(Screaming)

-Hey, hey, hey.

I want to give you

one more chance.

Apologize for giving me

the finger.

I--I didn't

give you the finger.

I still have all my fingers.

Not anymore.

-(Screaming)

-God!

Clean that off,

I'll get fired.

I'll get fired, man.

(Phone ringing)

Ooh, yeah!

Take those titties, Bluto.

That's it, baby.

Only you could do it, baby.

Tromeo sucks at it.

(Phone ringing)

Oh, God.

Who's spoiling my fun?

Hold on a second, baby-cakes,

I'll be right back.

-Hello?

-Rosy?

Tromeo!

Hi! How are you doing?

I just wanted to call

and say that I had a great time

and everything last night.

Yeah, I'm thrilled.

Really, Tromeo,

I'm like really thrilled.

I miss you.

What are you doing?

(Moaning)

I'm just making the costume...

for...Cap Capulets.

You know,

costume party, his bash.

You got invited to that?

Yes!

Yes. I was in...in...invited.

Yes. I got to go, got to go now.

# My name is Capulet,

I got a corn nut for a dick #

# My name is Capulet,

my a**hole's full of worms #

# My name is Capulet #

# I am a hopeless sh*t #

# My name is Capulet,

I'm a big fat dick #

Sing along!

# My name is Capulet-- #

# I like polka-- #

Get away from my house,

you little punks.

# I shall f***ing die #

You a**hole.

-You, my friend,are a piece of sh*t!

-What is it, Cap baby?

Once more Monty Que suck shits

are trying to terrorize me.

See, that's Benny

and that Martini freak, see.

I'll kill him.

I'll kill them all.

Where is my bow?

Where did you put my bow?

Not my violin bow,

stupid, my crossbow.

There it is.

You pieroni piece of crap.

You f***.

How would you like me

to use your guts

to Jackson Pollock

the street, huh?

MURRAY:
(Imitating Cappy)

Jackson Pollock the street.

-Holy sh*t, run!

-Go, go, go.

(Laughter)

After so long, Monty's still

making them hate us.

Oh, Cap, sometimes I think

we should have never did

what we done.

We?

What do you mean by this

"we" sh*t, Ingrid?

You know as well as I do that

that was your f***-up, not mine.

Oh, my arm.

(Biffing)

(Juliet singing)

(Glass shattering)

(Ingrid screaming)

INGRID:
No!

No!

Juliet.

If you keep

forgetting to turn this off,

you're gonna burn down

the whole house.

Let it burn.

I can't stand the noises,

Ness, every single night.

Then don't listen.

At least tonight it's not you.

Your mother sent me

to pick up some clean dresses.

Why would I need dresses

since Dad never lets me

leave the house?

Oh.

You smell like food.

What'd you make for dinner?

Well, if you keep missing dinner

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James Gunn

James Gunn is an American filmmaker, actor, novelist, and musician. He started his career as a screenwriter in the mid-1990s, writing the scripts for Tromeo and Juliet, Scooby-Doo and its sequel Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004), and the 2004 version of Dawn of the Dead. more…

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