Tremors 5: Bloodlines Page #2

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followers did you have, huh?

Zilch.

Your opinion is duly noted.

It's what I'm here for. To help

build out the Burt Gummer brand.

I'm thinking, "Paranoid loner

meets charming whack job."

I can fix you.

I don't need fixing.

Yo, what happened

to your dome, my man?

You binge watch

Breaking Bad, again?

You trying to appeal

to a younger demographic,

get a little

Pitbull on us?

What l choose to do with my

cranium is none of your business.

All right.

This is snake,

right, not rat?

Whoa!

That is a win. That's a

yummer from The Gummer.

You know what, you look like

you could use a cold one.

I know I can. You want?

Hey, I think we're vibing right

now, right, Pop? You feel it?

It's good talk.

Where's your beer?

HEY-

Hands off my gear.

Lighten up, Pops.

You from the government?

Nope. Florida.

Grew up on

the Gulf Coast.

Panama City,

Trampa, Pensacola.

Pensacola?

Yeah.

They got a

great gun show.

Yeah, right off

the Interstate.

I was there in '74.

You got that look.

What look?

The "I did some dirty

things in Florida" look.

Hey, I get it. It was the '70s,

free love, you were young.

What now?

Looks like the IRS finally

caught up with you.

Mr. Gummer. Mr. Gummer.

You are way off grid, sir, you're

a very difficult man to find.

Evidently, not

difficult enough.

lam Erich Van Wyk.

I'm with the South

African Wildlife Ministry.

South Africa? You

with the government?

What? No, no.

I'm a big fan of yours.

Go on.

Well, we have a rather

pressing situation in Gauteng.

Gauteng. The Cradle

of Humankind?

Yes, that's right.

We have a confirmed

sighting of what

you would refer to

as an Ass Blaster.

That's impossible.

The species are confined

to the Northern

Hemisphere.

Oh, well, then, I suppose it's

some other flying carnivore

that shoots flame

out of its rear end

that we have wreaking

havoc in Africa?

Is this a confirmed

sighting?

Oh, yes, sir. Although the

witness is no longer alive.

When do we leave?

Excellent.

Slow your roll,

there, Gums. Okay.

You're quite the fetching bushman, Mr.

van Dick.

It's Van Wyk.

Van Wyk, right,

okay. Um...

Mr. Gummer really isn't in the

monster business, anymore.

I'm what?

Give us a minute,

will you?

What the hell

are you doin'?

I'm working this

dude for some paper.

Paper?

Cash. Listen.

You don't take the first offer.

Let me close this deal.

Request denied.

I work alone.

Come on, but you need

a videographer, okay?

You need to take

the long view on this, okay?

Think about it.

The Gummer in Africa.

This is our chance to catch you

on tape really doing what you do,

and really giving it

to those Ass Blasters.

Okay, that came out weird, but

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