Transylvania 6-5000 Page #2

Synopsis: Tabloid reporters Jack Harrison and Gil Turner are sent to Transylvania with two choices: find the Frankenstein monster or find new jobs. But before the jumpy journalists can dig up their big story, they must first face the horrors of an extremely clumsy butler, a nymphomaniac vampiress and a semi-mad doctor, as well as assorted mummies, werewolves and more Transylvanian oddballs. Can these two bumbling heroes unravel this monstrous mystery or are they in for some very scary surprises?
Director(s): Rudy De Luca
Production: Jadran Film
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1985
93 min
376 Views


Alone a ridiculous question.

-Had .Donde been?

-.Que all this is?

Anything alone I asked a simple question.

.Qu question class?

Ask on Frankenstein.

.Qu?

Frankenstein, ask for him.

.Estamos in the town 5 min.

and did you already ask that?

-.Crees that I hurry?

-.Tu what you believe?

I sit down it, I don't know it.

If, if, my friend joked,

it is an American joke.

No, wait.

Here it is Transylvania.

Does .No want to wonder of Dracula?

Such .Que the creature of the black lagoon?

Hear, we have Godzilla there behind.

- That this good one.

-Such .Que The Voracious Stain?

Hear they have not wondered

if this The Voracious Stain.

Incredible imbecile, we take 5 min.

and I am already the you make me laugh at Transylvania.

- They also laughed at my.

- With a lot of reason.

You go, bring them to me.

Thank you.

He/she looks, there the castle is.

.Tiene a thrilling aura?

I WE WILL OPEN UP SOON.

Thrilling .Aura?

.Donde my wallet is?

Can .Los help?

Hello he is Sr. Harrison

and I am Sr. Turner.

Oh if, they have been waiting for them.

Excuse.

Take off of there, silly.

Stupid idiot.

No, idiot.

Oh, is good, yes.

Good .verdad?

Not judge to the hotel for me.

Alone I am a speaking brute.

.Bruto speaker?

Is good .verdad?

It is comic.

It is comic.

Due.o wants them to eat.

- Speaking figuratively.

- Clear.

If they need something, my name is Fejos.

-.Feos?

- Fejos.

Does .Lo sit down your last name it is?

I sit down it I don't understand.

Not we speak to Transyl...

.Tenemos a book of sentences?

It is good.

It is good, very good.

Is it good, .verdad?

- It is good.

- I believe.

My friends, we have been waiting for them.

- The mayor.

- If.

I am also due.o of the castle.

Many hats.

As the Americans they say...

..."Not there is anything bad with making money."

Suitcases.

Then we will eat but first

I will show them their rooms.

Am I able to them ense.ar, .si?

Well Fejos.

Allow me to show them their rooms.

Slowly.

Slowly.

Is it good, .verdad?

He/she has a million those.

- They will love it here.

- Care.

For you a juice

of orange, maybe one blue.

One of blueberry with apple,

the coffee not yet is clever.

This is a hotel of amusement, it is as...

...Disneylandia, but translated to Transylvania.

When I knew that they would come

I welcomed and...

...the opportunity to show

that there are not monsters here.

The only monster is

the receipt of the telephone.

.Espera a lot of business here?

As you they say

"We will bring them to blows."

- Radu.

- If, master.

He is Sr. Turner.

Hello, master.

And he is Sr. Harrison.

Hello, master.

Is a pretty boy .verdad?

It is part of the whole history.

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Rudy De Luca

Rudy De Luca is an American screenwriter and actor best known for his work with filmmaker Mel Brooks. more…

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