Transformers: Age of Extinction Page #2

That is a Super Simplex

theater projector. It's very rare.

What about the SmilePilot?

Or the Exer-Mower that I invented?

Simply ahead of their time.

Yeah, like the alleged Guard-Dawg.

You're gonna get him upset.

Hey, Cade! Cade!

This thing still work?

- No!

- Yes.

Yes, and still groundbreaking.

Go back there and lay on the recliner

and just wait for a cold one.

Dude, stop breaking stuff.

Final notice, late notice, past due.

Come on, come on.

Bring Daddy the alcohol. Come on.

I mean, what is all this crap

people send you?

That's a Discman

and that's an 8-track tape.

- Music.

- Never heard of it.

Look, I fix that,

it's 100 bucks. I fix that, it's $250.

If I would have been able to fix that

before you broke it even more,

it would have been 20 bucks.

This stuff is what's

gonna put you through college,

as long as you land

one of those scholarships.

What's the estimated time of arrival,

usually? Average?

Wait. So it just brings

the beer near you?

That's the trick?

- It's got a couple kinks, man.

- Yeah.

Dad, you think maybe some things

should never be invented?

No, I don't. That's backwards thinking.

This is a temple of technology.

You guys are standing in a holy place.

What do you think?

Why don't you look at all of this?

This could be yours.

What about this land?

Purple People Eater's back

and she looks hungry.

Isn't this incredible?

- I knew you would like it.

- Hey, you!

Hey.

I own this house! It's not for sale!

Six months late on payments,

Mr. Yeager.

And I see you stealing power

at the pole.

Hey, that's not your concern.

- Sir, do you wanna see the property?

- Sure.

I'd be more than happy

to give you a tour.

I'll show you three other buyers

I got buried out back,

then I'll crack your head open

like an egg!

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Stay back! He's crazy.

I told you don't come back here

anymore.

I will have my brother come back

and beat your ass!

- Don't you start with me.

- Why don't you do it yourself?

And I'll bring the police

when I come, too!

- My brother ain't no joke!

- Who, Jerry?

You bring his big ass up here,

he's gonna be huffing and puffing

before he can squeeze out of that car!

You back out on my grass,

you're gonna be in big trouble!

You tell Jerry to come see me.

I'll give him some pecan pie.

Hey!

She smashed through the fence?

Cade, relax.

You're going to have an aortic infarction.

What is that?

I think it's a brain heart attack.

Yeah, I've had one already.

So we're stealing power now?

No, we're borrowing it

from the neighbors.

Great. That's awesome.

Once I graduate and I'm gone,

who's gonna take care of you?

You take care of me?

Who taught you how to solder a circuit?

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