Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #2

- Good looking.

- Get out of here.

Wait, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, he's gross.

She's good.

They've been stranded here.

Somebody's got to watch out...

- ... for them, you know.

- Yesterday that one was in my underwear drawer.

Good reason, it looked real good too.

- What are you hitting, huh?

- I want a normal boyfriend.

- That's what you love about me, isn't it.

- Heh, what a cry baby.

You know I don't have the word yet.

Maybe a little bit closer when

you can pay your half of the rent.

Bye.

Frinking shorting my circuits out here.

It's inhumane, what it is.

Make us live in a box on a balcony.

Right next to a beast.

- Like a common animal.

- Stop, okay.

You and your creepy sidekick, you

can't be in here without permission.

According to who, Miss blondy-blonde?

Get out little doggie.

Hah!

Yo brain's what's up?

Doing good.

Ah shoot, I'd seen this one.

It's the one where Spock goes nuts.

You know Sam, I don't know

about moving in with this chick.

Uh, what if she dumps us like the last girl?

What she was mean, didn't like her.

Us guys got to stick together.

No, we're not family.

You're a political refuge.

And I have finally found someone

who appreciates me for me.

Well you tell her that we're not your pets.

And we're not your toys.

All right, we're an advanced genius alien race,

...just looking for a home.

- We could leave it right here.

- Didn't think we should stop.

Come on what are they going to do, tow it?

Where is he?

Sammy!

- Oh, come on now Sammy, ha, ha.

- Sam.

I miss you guys so much.

Sure you did, what do you think?

- Look at that.

- Cute.

- Stop it.

- Wait until you see the end..

Oh I love your little tie.

Hey, where's my girl?

- Where's my girl, where's my beautiful Carly?

- Shes at work, Ma.

- She's got a new job.

- Right.

I thought you were going to be

here in a week.

The 21st of the 11th, Dad remember?

- It's all...

- .. A love job with flies.

Oh, are we keeping you from something?

Like say, your job.

Well it's about time.

Uh, I have, uh, job interviews.

Oh, that's good.

- Well that sucks.

- Stop it.

You don't have to be so

negative Dad, you know.

You're in DC, you're here

with your son, your family.

- I mean it's good times.

- Except it sucks that you dont have a job.

- Good things to do here too, right?

- Yeah.

Right, museums and monuments, okay.

- I'll see you tonight.

- I'm bagging the kid.

Sam, I think for an interview

you should wear real pants.

I think in life you should wear real pants.

Oh, wha... what happened to Bumble Bee?

He's off on his missions,

I had to get this as a back-up.

Oh, your car has a job, huh?

What does it change into?

It doesn't change into anything.

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