Transamerica Page #2

and all the people in it.

And everyone else...everywhere.

Sic transit gloria mundi.

in excelsis Deo.

Amen.

Do you have any percs?

Vicodin?

Anything with codeine?

Sorry. l'm all out.

So why don't you tell me

something about yourself.

l'm not naming any names.

l said about yourself.

ls Toby short for something?

A diminutive?

No, it's American.

Where do you come from?

Callicoon.

Where's Callicoon?

ln Kentucky. Duh.

ls that where your family is?

My mother's dead.

She had a stroke.

- ls there anyone else?

- l had a step-father.

- That's wonderful.

- Me and him don't get along.

Why not?

T.M.l.

Too much information.

What about grandparents?

Aunts, uncles?

l don't need any family.

l can take care of myself.

l'm a loner.

That's wonderful.

That's the spirit.

l've been meanin'

to thank you for bailin' me out.

You're welcome.

l decided in jail

l'm gonna give up hustling.

lt's degradable.

Degrading.

How many people

inhabit this place?

Three.

Dude, by the way,

l was just holding those drugs

for a friend.

l'm not stupid.

Junkies just live for the day.

No ambition or anything.

- You have ambition?

- Yeah.

l'm gonna get a career in the movies.

Ten, twenty, forty.

Sixty, eighty.

One hundred.

Here.

Will that hold you for a while?

Yeah.

Dude, this is great.

l wish you would

stop calling me dude.

Well, l best be on my way.

Got a flight to Los Angeles

first thing in the morning.

Maybe l'll see ya out there.

That's where they make

the movies, right?

l was gonna hitchhike out there

like, maybe, tomorrow.

You can't.

You don't wanna add

jumping bail to your permanent record.

l'll change my street name.

Something like Stanley.

Stan.

Stan the man.

That's my dad's name.

There's his picture.

He's with my mom.

Mmm.

You okay?

l'm a little dizzy.

Beverly Hills

is close to the ocean, right?

Maybe l'll learn how to surf.

Dye my hair blonde

for the movies.

They love blondes there.

l mean, blonde and blondes.

Stocks and blondes.

Bodacious blonde bottoms.

Not that l'm a bottom or anything.

Are you talking about

pornographic films?

Duh.

ls there a...

ladies room

in this establishment?

Oh!

- Hello.

- Margaret.

lt's Bree.

l'm in New York.

lt turns out this whole jail episode

was just a big mistake.

Talk to me.

He's a thoroughly independent

young man.

We're getting along famously.

He's going to come visit me

after my surgery,

and l promised to take him

to Disneyland.

l see.

So I tIhougIht I'd take

an early fligIht back tomorrow.

get back to work.

recoup some of tIhe money

I spent on tIhis trip

before my surgery next week.

- How are you?

- Right now,

l'm a little disappointed

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