Trailer Park Boys: Don't Legalize It Page #2
where in the f*** to grow the dope.
Should I grow it in the trailer park?
Lahey's gonna be f***ing with me,
I'll have cops all over my ass.
It just doesn't f***ing work.
Cops aren't going to f***
with me in the sub-division.
Lahey is definitely not going to
f*** with me in the sub-division.
This is all mine now.
I have all of this,
because my dad said, "Don't
f***ing work with Julian."
Thanks for the f***ing advice,
Dad. Wish you were here, bud.
Ricky did this. He
caused my stroke.
Happened the day he got out of jail,
when he sh*t himself back into this park.
Now I'm a prisoner, and he's free to
go wherever he wants, whenever he wants.
Fortunately he's growing
his dope somewhere else.
But when he shits, he
still shits in the park.
It is dirty f***ing tough.
I mean, I can't get a real
job. Can't get any job.
Employers see how many
times I've been to jail,
and they think it's a mistake
on the goddamn paperwork.
Then I have to say,
"No, no that's accurate,
I've been in there
that many times."
Here's your chicken and liquor.
It's $65, plus $10 for delivery.
You know, so now I've
just been slinging
chicken, and beer, and
cigarettes and liquor to people
for a $10 fee just to get by.
Oh Jesus, I almost
forgot your cigarettes.
Corey Hart! Ha! Ha!
It wasn't f***ing easy.
I got out of jail and I was just as
broke and f***ed up as everyone else.
So... I fell back on
bouncing at the Red Knight.
This skinny little prick was f***ing
around, got up on the bar, started dancing.
He was wasted, I was wasted.
I grabbed a hold of him, threw
him down, put him in a hold.
And I don't know what happened,
the guy f***ing sucker-punched me.
Knocked me out in
front of everybody.
I mean, even my doorman saw it.
That forced me to step
back and say to myself,
"Julian, are you a f***ing
bouncer, or are you a businessman?"
My business has been up and
running for two months now.
- Private.
- Good evening, Sergeant.
Go for it.
Shhh.
Come on, go, go, go.
- Nice job, buddy.
- Thanks, Julian.
Oh! Jesus Christ, Jacob!
Jacob, turn the piss off!
- F***!
- I'm really sorry, Jules.
Man, you're here almost every day,
someone's going to notice something.
This stuff is liquid
f***ing gold, okay?
These guys in Montreal want
the whole f***ing thing.
It's going to make you
and I a lot of money.
Julian's got the Lincoln!
- Hey, man.
- Drink?
Yeah, sure.
you too, man, from the harvest.
- Here you go, bud.
- Right on. Thanks, buddy.
F***ing best I've ever grown.
- Looks good, man.
- Smooth as f***.
What the f***'s wrong with you?
Oh, look at Mr. Fancy.
In a move that has raised eyebrows
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