Tragedy Girls Page #3

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in a short amount of time.

[Victims screaming]

- So it's like a Jeffrey Dahmer...

- Ugh.

- Versus a Charles Starkweather...

- Hmm.

But what kind of killer is

operating in Rosedale right now?

And more importantly,

is he behind the disappearance

of Craig Thompson?

- And even more importantly...

- Who will be next?

[Smack]

[Click]

Yeah, so, I think my roto here

works pretty well.

And, uh, you guys really sell it

with the performances.

This is great, Jordan.

Yeah, feel free

to stop whenever.

You know, my dad says

there's no killer

because he doesn't want

to scare people.

But you guys want

to tell the truth,

and so do I.

Cool. So can you

just, like, upload it

whenever it renders or whatever?

Yeah. Okay.

- Thanks, J.

- Oh, wait!

Uh, this is yours.

"Martyrs" was just horrifying.

[Chuckles] So f***ed up.

It's great, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Um, you know,

I've been getting into

more European stuff lately,

if you ever want to...

come over.

- We have cheer.

- Yeah. Sorry.

Okay. Yeah. Cool. It's cool.

Uh, maybe some other time,

if you ever want to...

Great. So, I'll... I'll

just post this,

once it's uh, uh,

once it's all good.

[Clicks tongue]

Hashtag Tragedy Girls!

[Dustin Mahler's

"Movin' On" plays]

We're movin' on

We've got a comment

on our video already.

"I made 8,000 dollars this week,

working from home."

F***ing spambots.

It's like nobody cares

what we're doing.

I know.

- Well, how's our new pet?

- Hmm.

Go, go, go, go

So boring.

It's like old drifter Periscope.

I can't believe he's being

such a dick about helping us.

He's like, "I'm gonna gut you

like a fish."

Get over yourself, man.

Well, that's it, I guess.

I don't know

how we're gonna become

horror legends

without an iconic killer.

Dude, I told you,

we don't need him.

Your brains, my charisma,

we can do anything.

No offense, but last I checked,

that didn't work out so well.

That was like a million

years ago.

We could kill the juice-bar guy.

[Dramatic music plays]

Hi.

He knows.

Sometimes I just feel

like nothing I do matters.

- Like, I'm not special.

- We're movin' now

Look, we're about to graduate

and go to college,

and we haven't even started

our first killing spree.

Is that what you want?

Of course not.

But it's about the story.

It's got to be legend-worthy.

Something people

will never forget.

Hmm.

Go, go

Wait.

We just need 100,000 followers

by prom,

and we'll be on our way.

So we steal Lowell's

gross identity,

and use it to leverage

our online presence.

Then we frame him

for everything.

Exactly. To the next phase.

To the next phase.

Be aggressive!

Be, be aggressive!

Rosedale, Rosedale,

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