Tragedy Girls Page #2

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part of life, you know?

Yeah, we have to,

like, treasure

the time we have or whatever.

It's, like, anybody

could be next, even you.

You can find more information

about the recent

unsolved murders

on our Tragedy Girls

Twitter page.

You know, if you want.

I can walk it off

- [Laughs] I know, right?

- [Laughs]

Okay, quiet down, everyone.

Quiet.

Okay, before we get started,

I think that we need to address

the elephant in the room.

Craig is a model citizen

of this school.

And if you need anyone

to talk to, I'm here.

Okay?

[Knock on door]

Oh.

[Door opens]

[Clears throat]

I'm gonna leave you

with the sheriff.

Mrs. Kent.

Now, I know there's been

a lot of speculation

as to what happened.

And at this time,

we firmly believe

Craig has run away from home.

No!

I mean...

how do you know?

I'm not at liberty to say.

So, there's no suspicion

of foul play?

What about the recent string

of deaths in the tri-town area?

Okay, girls, could we just

give it a rest, please?

No, it's okay, Charlotte.

There's no need to panic,

but if anyone has further

information about Craig,

do not hesitate to come forward

so we can bring him home safe.

Really?

There's nothing else

you want to warn us about?

No, Jordan.

Not at this time.

Mrs. Kent.

[Sighs]

Thanks, Sheriff.

I know how easy it is

to spread rumors

when you're in high school,

but can we please try

and be respectful?

That goes for everyone.

[Whimsical music plays]

The sheriff's office

is in full-on denial.

But are they telling

the full truth?

- How was that?

- Eh, I could go again.

We need to emphasize

the Upworthy-ness.

'Kay, one sec.

[Indistinct conversations]

I can't believe

everyone is so calm.

I mean, there's a dangerous

killer on the loose...

so to speak.

Well, they jumped the gun

on bringing in Jordan's dad.

There hasn't even been

a stake-raising second death.

What's with you

and that mama's boy anyway?

Nothing.

We're sort of friends.

Well, you don't need

any friends.

- You have me.

- Aw, someone's jelly.

I'm not jelly.

He just has

a pathetic crush on you.

Ever since he got held back

a year, he's been super-clingy.

Put him out of his misery

already.

Um, we need him

for the video editing?

He's legit talented.

We only got one retweet today...

from your mom.

Sad.

Fine. We'll step up our game.

[Locker door slams]

Now it's important

to distinguish

what kind of killers

we're talking about here.

Serial killers can operate

over many years

and have very distinct patterns

when selecting their victims.

[Victims scream,

chain saw buzzes]

While spree killers don't

have cooling-off periods,

and kill like 2 or more people

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