Tour de Pharmacy Page #2
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- Year:
- 2017
- 39 min
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the first-ever
African cyclist.
Marty Hass. Marty Hass.
Africa! What's up, Africa?
Feeling strong, ready for the race?
Woo!
Marty:
Oh, I was...I was just, uh,
psyched, psyched,
psyched to be there,
you know,
representing Nigeria
and all my Nigerian
brothers and chicks.
Marty's father owned
a diamond mine
near Nigeria's capital...
...where he went to an
all-American private school.
He rarely associated
with actual Nigerians.
At a young age, Marty established
himself as the country's best cyclist,
because everyone else was
on bicycles made out of wood.
But on a serious note, Rex,
it is truly an honor
to be here to represent Africa,
because... I don't know
if you know this, but Africa's
actually going through
some pretty weak stuff.
Right. For example, oftentimes,
it'll get pretty warm there.
Here in Nigeria,
we hate Marty Hass.
Marty Hass would
walk into a bar,
then he would go
over to the jukebox
and put on Bob Marley, "Legend,"
and be shouting,
"African music!"
Jamaica is not in Africa.
Well, you seem very,
very proud of your homeland.
Indeed I am.
You know, I miss it.
Being here in France,
I miss it back home,
and... I bless the rains
down in Africa.
Right, right,
like the song.
Oh, I'm not familiar
with that.
It's the lyrics
to the Toto song, "Africa."
Uh, I'm not familiar
with that.
But at any rate,
it's gonna take a lot...
Both:
To drag me away from you.
From you. That's what I was gonna say!
Shall we do it in harmony?
That's so bizarre.
I was gonna say,
"Drag me away from you,
from this great interview."
Real Africans didn't like
that song, "Africa."
That's why he was lying.
You ever seen the dudes
in the band Toto?
Those dudes shouldn't
Hamm:
There's an "honor among thieves"code in cycling,
and openly discussing the use
of performance-enhancing drugs
is certainly off-limits.
But we found
one former cyclist
who was bold enough
to speak frankly
under the guise
of anonymity.
I'm standing here with the
legendary Gustav Ditters.
You look like you're
going to be carrying
a few extra pounds
on the bike this year.
Yes. This is what happens
on the bicycle.
Honeycut:
Well,it is quite impressive.
Looks almost like you
could play a real sport.
Ditters:
Everyone was cheating.
Everyone...
except for me.
Honeycut:
I'm gonna have to work
extra hard to keep up
with you out there.
That's right,
you heard it.
This year, I'll be on the bike,
riding alongside the riders,
conducting my interviews
during the race,
that is if I don't
pass out immediately.
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