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until XM and the junket.
Well, Charles just texted me this one.
They need you for a few hours.
A Wyclef movie is hard to sell.
Everybody in the barber shop
wants to see you in that bear costume.
They love you in that bear costume.
You gotta wear it, baby.
Yeah, but they can't even see my face.
But they feeling you, son.
That's who you are! You Hammy!
I told you, I don't feel like
I don't feel funny.
Save some of that stuff
for your Times interview.
Times? F*** the Times.
You act like you've never
had a bad review before.
I could take one, but every one?
"Every one," really?
Come on, man. Look at this sh*t.
"Andre Allen is the most
pathetic character in cinema today.
"If he ever put out another movie,
"I would not see it
if it was playing in my glasses."
Why the f*** would somebody
say some sh*t like that?
That's James Nielson.
That's what he does.
He's a critic.
And he won't show his face.
No, f*** James Nielson.
He's been ripping my sh*t apart
for years.
The next one's a chick.
She just wants to do
And I think she's a big fan of yours.
F*** the Times.
You're gonna do this, okay?
I'm not going to go
back and forth with you about this.
It's The New York Times.
Do you hear me? The New York Times!
Let me ask you a question.
When you told me that you wanted to do
that movie Crossbusters,
what'd I say to you, Andre?
"Not a good idea."
When you tell me that you wanted to do
what I say to you, Andre?
You said it wasn't a good idea.
Now, when you tell me
you wanted to do that movie
about the Haitian revolution,
Andre, what'd I say to you?
You said it wasn't a good idea, okay?
No. No, no, no, no, you're wrong, Andre.
That's not what I said.
I said, "Nigga, is you crazy?"
I emailed it! I sent the email out
and bad English
to my own company account!
The reason why I did it, Andre,
was 'cause I wanted to be on file
to show people that I was against this!
I was against this project!
I jeopardized my job.
You know that? I almost ruined my job.
What are you talking about?
A nigga can't get fired
for saying "nigga" to a nigga.
You've never been more wrong.
A nigga can...
A nigga can get fired
for saying "nigga" to a nigga.
A nigga don't run this damn company.
Matter of fact,
if niggas at this company
found out that I was using
the word nigga in here,
my black ass would be on the street.
So you're wrong, nigga.
I guess you're right, nigga,
but I don't want to do this.
I hate James Nielson.
I hate the Times.
Everything I do, they trash.
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