Tooth Page #2

Next stop, Mendelbaum residence.

Incisor, next stop.

It used to be...

...when Mrs C was in charge...

...fairies could fly...

...and holidays were for giving.

Oh, pffft!

How about giving me a break?

Or me a Christmas bonus.

You can never be too rich

or too thin.

That is one dead fairy.

Takes one to know one.

Ohh!

- Tooth!

- Look at you!

Gum disease has more personality!

All you do is talk about

money, money, money!

Be crazy for a change.

Live a little.

Sometimes I wear my

Wednesday underpants on a Tuesday.

My hero.

What have you ever done, eh, Tooth?

Your jam-sandwich trick?

Or the s... sponge cake

in the air conditioner.

Or the night before that.

You're just a loudmouth and a loser.

If I wasn't such a loser,

I'd find Mrs C and get magic back.

Find magic?! Piffle!

Dangerous nonsense.

Humans hunt our kind for sport.

There's a jungle of human wickedness

between us and magic.

And you're no action hero!

- Geronimo!

- Watch the hip!

Aargh!

She's right. Better to play it safe.

Oh, yeah. Why rock the boat?

Next stop, Wallit residence.

Incisor.

"My name is Tom Wallit...

...and my dad invented shampoo,

diet soda and the Internet...

...to help the modern world."

Whoa.

Get a job, Dad.

The History

Of Wall-to-Wall Carpeting.

Wall-to-wall carpeting stands as...

...foot after foot of plush,

foot-friendly wall-to-wall carpeting.

Of all the different

kinds of carpeting...

"Dear Tooth Fairy...

...help us, please."

What have you ever done, eh, Tooth?

You're just a loudmouth and a loser.

She's right. Better to play it safe.

Oh, yeah. Why rock the boat?

Rock the boat?

I'll show them "rock the boat".

Tom, wake up!

Come here, you hungry bears.

She's over here.

Tom, you gotta look!

Are you guys up?

Dad's making breakfast.

Yeah, Dad.

Whoa.

It's real, Tom. It's not a dream.

If you're in it, it's a nightmare.

Go on, touch it.

- What did you do, squid?

- Nothing bad. I wished for it.

A gazillion dollars.

And she gave it to me.

The Tooth Fairy did.

Tolly, there is... no such thing.

Uh, yeah, Tom, there is!

Are you comin' out or am I comin' in?

Be right there, Dad!

All right.

- Are you telling?

- Are you kidding? They'll freak.

Dad hates money, remember?

We gotta fake him out.

Just do the usual stuff, OK?

OK, Tol?

Sorry. Toaster's busted.

Uh, great breakfast, Dad.

Gotta go to the library to do a...

book report on Abraham Lincoln's dog.

Promise you'll clean your room before

Christmas, or I'll do it myself.

Promise!

- What do we do now?

- We change the future.

We're just kids.

And we can keep on makin' mud pies

and pickin' our nose...

...and playing with our food...

...or we can change the world

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