Tonight She Comes Page #2

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James!

Hurry UP!

Okay look, I will owe you so much.

Just please, just one

of 'em, doesn't matter.

James!

Please,

I promise, I have to pee!

I'll owe you.

Please?

Okay yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

Fine, whatever.

F*** yes, okay, thank you.

Oh but, James.

What?

There's something you

should know about Lyndsey.

James!

She's a virgin.

No.

Virgin.

What?

Virgin.

James!

F***.

Who the f*** is that?

That a girl?

Oh, is that a naked girl?

Oh sh*t, I don't have my phone.

Someone take a picture for me.

Oh.

Kristy called me.

What'd she say?

Did she leave a message?

I don't know I'm gonna find out.

What the hell is she doing?

Hey!

You can come join us if you want!

Right?

Do you need help?

'Cause...

Lyndsey.

There's a canoe if you

think that, if you...

What the f*** is wrong with her?

Lyndsey.

What?

What'd she say?

Hey, Ashley,

you're probably confused

that this isn't Kristy's voice

talking to you right now,

but the reasons I'm calling

you with her phone is

I'm with her right now,

and I don't know where we are exactly,

but...

I think that's Pete.

Yeah, Kristy,

she's alive but she's not moving.

I don't know what happened,

but I'll let you know as soon as I can.

Just call me back, please.

Oh, and I'm Pete.

F***.

Also I think

you're the girls who saw me

in the woods a few hours ago, so...

I hope you enjoyed the show.

Call me, just, call me.

Hope you enjoyed the...

Oh sh*t I'm sorry.

I'm sorry it's just that's f***ing funny.

No, yeah, okay.

Let's find your friend.

Let's do that.

Knock that out.

Then we can find Pete.

Whose dick is not funny.

His dick is not funny at all.

'Cause it's a dick.

I think you should call

an ambulance or something.

I'm already on it.

And AAA too.

On it.

Look at you reading my mind.

Look at you suggesting not even remotely

obvious at all suggestions.

I'm good like that.

Yes, it's 1289 Timmy Creek Road.

Thank you.

They said they'll be 25 minutes.

So they'll be here in an hour.

If we're lucky.

Great.

I have two bottles

of whiskey in my glove compartment.

You serious?

Yeah, unless you wanted

to go back over to Lyndsey?

Why would I wanna do that?

She's all the way over there.

Ashley!

There's six weeks.

James!

Yeah, why not?

What?

Why not? She won't care.

No way.

There's something wrong with her.

She's standing right in front of us.

Completely nude.

There's nothing wrong about that.

I'm serious.

Hey guys, I'm really

drunk right now, but,

why is Kristy naked?

Get away from her!

Ashley?

Yes?

What are we gonna do?

I don't know!

Get Lyndsey inside!

Break the lock if you have to!

What are you gonna do?

I'll be there in a minute just hurry up!

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