Tom and Jerry & The Wizard of Oz Page #3

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I'd be smart and rather pliant

If the Wizard's not defiant

And will serve

Then I'm sure to get a brain

- A heart

- A home

Some height

We're off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

We hear he is a wiz of a wiz

If ever a wiz there was

We're off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

Look, Emerald City is closer

and prettier than ever.

Oh, my.

Simply amazing.

We're nearly there.

Come on.

I'm feeling smarter already.

Come on, let's go.

Cabby. Cabby.

Just what you're looking for.

Take you anyplace

in the city, we does.

- Will you take us to see the Wizard?

- The Wizard?

I can't.

Well, yes, but first I'll have

to take you to a little place...

...where you can tidy up a bit,

what?

Oh, thank you so much.

We've been gone such a long time.

And we feel so miser...

What kind of a horse is that?

I've never seen a horse

like that before.

No, and never will again, I fancy.

There's only one of him,

and he's it.

He's the horse of a different color

you've heard tale about.

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

Buzz buzz buzz, chirp chirp chirp

And a couple of la-di-das

That's how the crickets crick

All day

In the merry old land of Oz

We get up at 12

And start to work at 1

Take an hour for lunch

And then at 2 we're done

Jolly good fun

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho

Ha ha ha ha ha

That's how we laugh the day away

With a ha ha ha and a ho ho ho

In the merry old land of Oz

Come on along, folks.

Look. "Surrender Dorothy."

Well, at least she's forgotten

about you two.

Oops, my mistake.

She's still pretty mad at you.

Dorothy? Who's Dorothy?

- And who's Tom and Jerry?

- The Wizard will explain it. To the Wizard.

Dorothy, we'd better see

the Wizard right away.

Oh, I think you're right.

Jerry, please find Tom

and follow us.

You can't run away, Tom.

You promised you'd protect Dorothy.

I am Oz, the great and powerful.

Who are you?

Halt. No one can see the great Oz.

But we're with Dorothy.

The... The Witch's Dorothy?

She's already inside

with the Wizard.

Don't worry, now.

I know it sounds bad,

but I assure you...

...the great Oz

is wise and benevolent and kind.

Of course, sometimes

he does get a little ticked off.

What happened inside, Miss Dorothy?

Are you going home?

Will Scarecrow get his brain?

Will I get to be big?

Oh, Tuffy, the Wizard says

he won't do anything for any of us.

Not unless Dorothy brings him

the Wicked Witch's broomstick.

But to do that,

she'd have to kill the Witch.

Oh, this is terrible, terrible.

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