Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry Page #3

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to our viewers at home?

That's right. They're animals, Biff,

and they can't talk.

No, sir, but apparently they can drive.

Hey! Look at this

little mouse-sized car.

It's cute.

What can you get this baby up

to, little mouse? Four?

- "Four. "

- What's this little button here do?

Okay. Okay, folks. With that,

we are ready to get underway.

And we'll see you all

at the finish line in Mexico.

And there they go!

Attaboy, Squirty!

Our contestants are going to have

to employ the first of their vehicles'...

...special modifications to get around

this notorious Southern California traffic.

And it looks like

they are doing just that, Biff.

Okay. I know just what to do now.

Hey, what's that pussycat up to, Biff?

No good it looks like to me, Buzz.

- That was a close one, Buzz.

- That pussycat is dynamite!

Well, it looks like pretty boy

is gaining, Squirty.

Squirty! No! Bad dog!

Oh, Squirty! No! Drop it! Drop it!

This naughty pussycat would do well

in the pits of Niltor.

Perhaps one of my stink pods will

give him a taste of his own medicine.

It's a hit, sir!

It's an ultra, super,

dynamic mega hit, Irving!

We can't end this thing in Mexico!

Call the crew, tell them

to move the finish line.

To where, sir?

Irving, which one of these shapes

is Mexico?

- This one here, sir.

- Let's see...

...how about if we take them to...

And here come the racers, Buzz!

Hey, I won! Give me that key.

Not so fast.

Was that a speed bump?

Oh, heavenly days. Did I win?

Now, don't get too excited there, racers.

We've just received word

from our Hollywood studio...

...that due to high ratings, The Fabulous

Super Race is going to be extended.

The next finish line

is located deep in the heart...

...of the Amazon jungle.

- What? What are you talking about?

Isn't that great?

Hello again, folks.

Buzz Blister here in the heart of

the Amazon jungle with my cohost, Biff.

Our racers are forging

intrepidly ahead through...

...this dense jungle on their way

to this very unstable...

...and rickety-looking bridge.

Here come our racers!

Oh, it looks like Steed Dirkly.

That was a close one, Buzz.

Yes, it sure was, Biff.

And here comes...

Oh, it looks like Grammy.

I hope she can negotiate the bridge

with those slats missing.

I'm right on your tail, pretty boy!

Oh, no! It looks like

Grammy's in trouble, Buzz!

It certainly does. And it's just too bad

that the rules prevent us...

...from coming to the rescue

of that sweet, very old lady.

No, that would be cheating, Buzz.

So if this lady snaps through the rotten

wooden slats of this ancient bridge...

...and falls to her doom,

we'll just have to go to a commercial.

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