Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry Page #2

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Well, good luck, Grammy.

And good luck, Squirty.

And what is your name, sir?

I am Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.

I am nervous.

I've never been on TV before.

Really? Well, you're on TV now.

And where are you from, Mr. Destroyer?

I'm guessing, from the outfit,

Oakland, California!

I am from Niltor, near the outer alabaster

tower in the inner ring of green fire...

...in the dimension of darkness

ruled by the overlords of dread.

Nice. And what do you do in Niltor,

Mr. Destroyer?

I own a flower shop

and a greeting-card store.

I see.

And I suppose you're looking

for a shot at that big cash prize...

...and that fabulous mansion.

- Yes, that would be nice.

One does grow weary

of the soul-crushing darkness...

...and endless screaming

that fill the air of Niltor.

Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious...

...what exactly powers this

strange-looking vehicle of yours?

It is powered by the anguish

of a thousand doomed souls.

It sounds like he has a soft spot

in his heart for the environment, folks.

Well, good luck, Gorthan,

Destroyer of Light.

Thank you, Biff.

And you must be...?

Hi! I'm Mallory

from Watertown, Wisconsin.

Everyone calls me Soccer Mom.

Okay, Soccer Mom. And you're here in

your souped-up minivan, is that right?

Yeah. You know, between school

and soccer games...

...and my online retail business,

I decided I needed a hobby.

Fantastic, Soccer Mom.

Your kids must be very proud.

Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus

and Shylock are all very proud.

All those boys must be a handful.

No, Angus is a girl. Hi, kids!

Don't forget to water the sheep!

Oh, and no swordplay in the house

while Mommy's gone, okay?

Well, as the French say,

bueno el lucko to you, Soccer Mom.

And that brings us to...?

I am Dr. Professor...

...a super-resourceful genius.

And I will no doubt be

the winner of this race.

As we all know, science is golden.

That looks like a pretty sophisticated

piece of machinery...

...you have there, doctor.

- Yes, it is.

And what kind of gas does it take?

- Antimatter.

- Isn't that the most explosive...

...and powerful energy source

known to mankind?

This is it. My own specially designed

antimatter engine. I never have to refuel.

It uses the most efficient

and powerful fuel source.

So, what happens if this stuff

touches matter?

It would instantly vaporize anything

in its vicinity.

What's this little thingy here do?

No! Don't touch that!

That technology thing is certainly

moving fast, isn't it, Biff?

Boy, I'll say.

And here we have a pussycat

and a mouse.

I didn't realize that vermin

were eligible, Biff.

And who on earth gave this pussycat

a driver's license?

And what do you two have to say

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