Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse Page #2

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for her sake more than mine.

[CHUCKLES]

You see, son of mine,

your pops has a very important job.

This here log boat is vital

to our whole operation.

It's how we move around

without nobody being the wiser.

[BARKS]

That's why I can't let nobody

take the log boat.

No way, no how.

GUARD:

Hm. Uh...

WOMAN:
Yoo-hoo

GUARD:
H m?

WOMAN:

Big fella, I got something for you.

[GUARD HUMMING

AND WOMAN LAUGHING]

What?

Robin Hood!

There!

[BOY GASPS]

[BOY LAUGHING]

Oh, Thomas, I am simply

all nerves this evening.

Would you play me a song?

[PLAYING "NO OTHER ONE FOR ME"]

[HUMMING]

[ARROW WHOOSHES]

Ooh!

[TWANGS]

[TUNING GUITAR]

[PLAYING "NO OTHER ONE FOR ME"]

[MAID MARION SIGHS]

[PLAYING "NO OTHER ONE FOR ME"]

Oh, Thomas, that was ever so lovely.

Please play another, won't you?

Hm. No encore?

[CLANGING]

[LAUGHING]

Aah!

[LAUGHING]

Aah!

[SQUEAKING]

[CLATTERING]

[CREAKING]

[TOOTH TINKLES]

[SIZZLING]

[LAUGHING]

Aah!

[SIZZLING]

[SNIFFING]

Aah!

[JERRY WHISTLES]

[HUMMING]

Oh! Heh-heh.

What have we here, Sir Mouse?

A message?

From? My love.

Oh, Robin Hood.

Oh, dear. Oh-ho.

I can't quite make it out.

[CHUCKLES]

It's a poem.

My dearest Maid Marion

I love you more than spring flowers

And the summer breeze

And... cheese

Oh, my beloved Robin.

He so loves his cheese.

Here, take him this good luck charm

as a token of my affection.

It will keep him safe.

And I'll stay here inside the castle...

and keep him informed of anything

that the sheriff and Prince John are up to.

Thank you, little mouse

for your brave service.

Mm.

[MAID MARION GASPS]

[CHUCKLING]

Careful now.

[MAID MARION CHUCKLES]

MAN:

Ouch!

TOM:

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Oof!

What if we had the peasants build

a giant statue of me holding money?

[CRASHING]

Your cat-at-arms is dampening the fire.

Isn't he supposed to be after that mouse?

Yes. So sorry, sire.

Problem is, Robin Hood has stolen

so much of the tax money...

that I might not have enough

for my statue.

What are we going to do?

Sire, what is the perfect bait

for the perfect trap, hm?

- Ah!

- Besides money?

Well, for you, a beautiful woman

who shall remain nameless.

Maid Marion.

And, for someone like Robin Hood,

to be crowned best archer in all of England.

Perhaps we should offer him all three

at an archery tournament.

Oh, well, that is good.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

[SIGHS]

[CREAKING]

Hey, you, that's royal property

Come back here.

Well, well, a royal archery contest.

The winner is given a purse of gold

and crowned best archer in all of England.

And he receives a kiss from Maid Marion.

Oh, here we go.

Gentlemen, I put it to you,

as the best archer in all of England...

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