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it more than me.

I need directions

to the discotheque.

Stanton:
You know,

you don't have to

actually go to paris,

No, no. No, no, no, no.

No, you don't understand.

This was me telling myself

what I already knew,

But I didn't know yet.

Right.

Samir:
Look,

I go to paris,

I stage with the great ones.

Renaud, verge,

robuchon, troisgros.

Whoever will take me in.

But you know what?

When I get back,

Doors are gonna fly open for me

That I didn't even know existed.

Stanton:
Have you told

your folks yet?

I've been waiting.

For what?

The last minute.

Shoes.

Samir. Oh!

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Aw!

Hi, mom.

So...

So?

What happened with

that girl, henna?

How did it go, beta?

Mmm...

Oh, samir.

Why am I breaking my head?

I don't know, ma.

Beta, how will I answer god,

If you're still

without a family

when I'm gone?

Mom, listen.

Okay, all right.

I need to talk...

Never mind. Chalo.

There's more than

just fish in the sea.

Come on.

What about her?

Ma, I don't think

that would work.

Why not?

What's wrong with her?

I just don't like architects.

Oh, beta.

You're too old

to be this picky.

Ma. I have some news.

Where is shereen

from connecticut?

I know I bookmarked her.

Okay, ma, listen.

Um, I need to talk

to you, okay?

She used to be a waitress,

working in a restaurant,

just like you.

I'm not a...

I'm not a waitress

working in...

Okay, look.

I just e-mailed

this to you.

Now, you make sure

that you call her

when you get home.

Where's dad?

Is he at the restaurant?

Yes, yes.

Rasool is delivering

the meat this morning,

So, of course,

your father has to go

Down there to be

cheated in person.

Beta.

You'll end up with a widow.

Samir.

Oh, hello, uncles.

A table for one, sir?

Oh, no, I'm fine.

Hey, man, I was just

thinking about him

And here come the manhattan son.

Patel:
Hey, did you read?

We beat the bloody brits

in the second test.

Oh, you know, I don't

follow cricket, uncle.

You see? This is

the bloody problem

with our children.

No culture.

Cricket is culture.

Yeah.

Cricket is the gentleman game.

Exactly.

You have to wear a sweater.

I'm gonna go find my dad.

Oh!

Ow!

You really shouldn't

put that there.

Rasool:
Khuda hafiz,

hakim-bhai.

Hakim:
Ah, thank you,

rasool-bhai.

Khuda hafiz.

Bloody bastard crook.

Look at this bullshit.

Dad.

Hakim:
Samir?

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Everything is great.

Okay.

I just wanted to

let you know that

Even though the reason

that I actually came...

New clothes? Hmm?

No.

Maaf karna, I'm sorry, boss.

"maaf karna,

sorry, boss."

Huh!

Hello?

I told you I sent it

on Thursday.

What you mean it bounced?

Wait, wait, wait.

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