Toc Toc

Synopsis: The adventures and misadventures of a group of patients with OCD dated at the same time.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
6.5
Year:
2017
90 min
216 Views

Toc Toc

25! You old girl!

I could slap you...

And when you're 35?

And 43?

And 50 like me, what then?

Give me a kiss, old girl.

Congratulations!

It's 5 o'clock

and it's the new girl's birthday.

No "happy birthday" for me?

C'm0n, I'm buying drinks.

I have to finish some samples.

Of Ebola?

Aren't you baking in all that?

You go ahead.

Okay.

- Happy birthday.

- Thanks.

- Ciao.

- Alright, Blanca...

I knew I forgot something.

Did you pick them up or not?

Here they are.

Don't you see it, Ana Maria?

Close it up or they go soft!

They took everything: computers,

pressure cooker...

even an ancient epilator.

You know how they got in?

Through a window.

She made him a romantic dinner,

the house full of candles.

They drank too much, got all giggly,

and fell asleep.

Five fire trucks. Five!

Look, bus 9 again.

I've come across bus 9

9 times now. Weird, huh?

Move it!

You know what I read

in the paper this morning?

You know how many sperm cells

a man releases with each ejaculation?

Around 60 million... per milliliter!

Cut it out. I don't care.

F*ck, the 9 again.

That's 1O times today.

You're my third woman today.

The first had chestnut hair.

And she was the prettiest this month.

The rest were men, five to be exact.

Fine, fine.

Maybe we'll even the odds.

"Even the odds", she says...

So if each ejaculation

is 2 to 5 milliliters...

Look, a green Mini again.

I've seen three today.

That's not normal, no way.

The green Mini or the sperm?

How many ejaculations have you had

in your life? Just imagine.

No idea. I've been married 66 years.

- Just get me to my destination.

- What does that come to?

120 to 300 million sperm cells.

And just for one to hit the spot.

Imagine the genocide

when you "relieve yourself'.

Look...

the light's red, so let me out here.

You don't mind?

- No, why would I mind?

- Good.

Look, another 9.

And a green Mini behind it!

F*ck, this is crazy.

See you.

'Bye.

And your change?

Let's go, okay? Let's go, okay?

Up, down! Up, down!

Give it to me! Give it to me!

I want a positive attitude.

I want a positive attitude.

Little! Little!

Little! Little!

She's the best.

In her classes you sweat three times

as much and burn tons of calories.

Can you handle it?

I love challenges.

Very sexy!

Color in from 0 to 10

your level of satisfaction

in each of these areas.

If you feel frustrated at work,

only color in up to 1 or 2.

If you feel happy

and fulfilled at work,

color in up to 10.

The same with love.

I don't know how many courses

like this I've done.

I've spent a fortune.

Self-awareness isn't covered

by Social Security.

You know what I think?

There are no answers

to our behavior.

Accepting yourself is the key.

But accepting yourself can be tricky.

Whores.

Hey, don't leave me here!

I'm going to Getafe!

...8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

13,14,15,16,

17, 18, 19, 20.

21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...

Good afternoon.

- Drink up.

- Thanks.

5 floors, 75 stairs,

a gap of 15-16 meters, roughly,

and I did it in 1 minute, 10 seconds.

Not bad for my age.

Your calculation is off.

Impossible.

You think you're the first?

Aurora Garrido counted 70.

Teodoro Sanlucar, 78,

Pilar Maldonado, 81.

Shall I go on?

81? What?

I won't argue, I don't need it.

I should've stuck to Vet Science.

DIETARY BEHAVIOR,

COUPLE THERAPY...

Bless you.

...14,15,16,17,18,19,

20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25...

-...26, 27, 28...

- Good afternoon.

Sorry.

...29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34...

...35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40...

PSYCHOLOGY CLINIC,

GET TO KNOW YOURSELF

- Good afternoon.

- Doctor?

Silly me! Only Dr. Palomero

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Laurent Baffie

Laurent Baffie (Montreuil, 18 April 1958) is a French author, short film director and humorist.Baffie (often only called by his last name) is famous for his funny hidden cameras, sense of repartee, biting humour as well as musical and animal culture. more…

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