Toad Road Page #2

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just a little, tiny trail.

And then as you go, you

see like your second gate

and your third gate, and

you keep going through

and like things keep getting

more and more f***ed up.

Like you start, like...

It's like a bad trip.

Which I know doesn't

mean anything to you,

because, but maybe it will,

if you had it your way.

You go through you first

gate then your second gate

and like you start hearing

things and seeing things

and like people

are following you.

Things that just aren't there

and time changes and...

Well have you ever been there?

Na, of course not.

Because it's a f***ing... It's

like the, the man in the mirror.

The f***ing Bloody Mary sh*t.

It'd still be fun to go.

Like will you go with me?

No! It's the opposite of fun.

It's getting drunk and going

down a trail at night,

with a bunch of people who don't

know where they're going...

What if you're tripping?

Then it would be

even f***ing worse.

You would never

even make it home.

You'd get lost in the

middle of the woods.

If you really want to, this

weekend, me and like you know,

the gang are going to that

cave up off of like,

in uh, where ever, it's that

little like, landmark cave

and we're going to do

mushrooms in there.

And that'll be scary and spooky.

It'd be better than

Toad Road, though.

And I can eat some mushrooms?

Yeah. I'm not gonna

give you permission.

I don't need your permission,

but if I'm going to

be with you...

Whoah! Wow!

Look at you.

I already made up my mind. -Clearly.

Oh well, that's fine. That's fine.

Do what you gotta

do. I'll be there.

So when is this?

This weekend?

- This weekend.

- All right.

Oh my god. It feels amazing.

Are you ready?

It smells great.

This is f***ing amazing.

This is gonna be nice

on mushrooms.

So uh, we have to go through...

You see right there?

- Down there?

- Yeah.

So I guess I'll put my

backpack up here for a second.

Help you up if you want.

And we'll go

straight down there.

Ow, that wasn't good.

I'll let you guys hit

the piles afterwards

so you can help out now

even out a little bit more.

We doing this all together?

That's a big f***ing...

It is a big one.

Big bastard.

I'm takin' the big

kahuna right here.

Look at these two.

This big one is gonna hurt.

They're so big and nasty.

You still haven't

eaten all of yours?

No.

Better get 'em down.

Takin' my time.

F*** you guys.

The only thing I got

to say about it is:

F***ing retarded, dude.

I expected come out

here and you know,

and chill in the f***in'

cave with y'all

and you gotta always take

sh*t to the extreme.

Why are you always acting

like you're better than us?

I wouldn't came out here if I

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