To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
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- Get out!
- Oh, my goodness! I want to see!
- I wanna see where she was birthed!
- The birthplace of Miss Vida Boheme.
There's got to be
a historical marker or something.
(Vida) Welcome to Bala Cynwyd.
(Chi Chi) It's so beautiful!
Here, they made me stop being Esther
Williams in Million Dollar Mermaid,
thus marring
(Chi Chi) How come you never told us
you were rich?
- I'm not rich, my parents are.
- You gave all this up?
There will be a barbecue
at Twelve Oaks tonight.
We were so poor my parents
got married for the rice.
Why did you give this up?
- Vida gave all this up to be Vida.
- Hello.
Next time you give something like
this up, call me, I'll take it.
There. There.
Ay, mama! Look!
Fabulous. Simply fabulous.
Maps are cheating.
Don't do that! What are you doing?
Go back!
Oh, Jesus.
Vida, this is unbecoming of a lady.
How are we gonna know
where we're going?
- Instincts, my dear.
- And exquisite wit.
To become a drag queen,
you have to learn these things.
What do you mean, "be a drag queen"?
I am a drag queen.
Oh, child, no. You are, simply put,
a boy in a dress.
When a straight man puts on a dress
to get kicks,
he is a transvestite.
When a man is a woman
trapped in a man's body
and has the little operation,
he is a transsexual.
- I know that.
- When a gay man
has way too much fashion sense
for one gender, he is a drag queen.
Thank you.
And when a tired Latin boy puts on
a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress.
(Noxeema and Vida giggling)
- I'm just a boy in a dress?
- (Both) Definitely.
(Chi Chi) OK, OK, that's it.
That does it. I'm history.
Maybe there is a place for somebody
like me but I don't need that.
She running across the border.
You have huge potential
and you are squandering it!
What do you care?
Yes, you will start off
a mere boy in a dress.
But when we are done
with this crusade,
Auntie Vida and Auntie Noxee
will give you the outrageous outlook
and indomitable spirit
that it will take to make you
a full-fledged drag queen.
So now, I want you to turn
your sway-backed little self around
on those Robert Clergerie knockoffs
and get back in this car.
Maybe I'm not just a boy in a dress.
All right. You are a drag princess.
I could live with that.
I'm a princess.
P to the R to the IN
to the CESS! I'm a princess!
- Are you all right?
- You gotta like! Princess Chi Chi.
That's fine
but you still have a lot to learn
before you're a full-fledged queen.
Can I stay a princess?
They're younger.
Does everything have to be a joke?
This is not a masquerade, it's real.
There are steps to becoming a queen.
I'm sorry. How many?
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