To Fall in Love

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

On behalf of Prem Kumar and party,

l extend a warm welcome to you.

This is a joyous occasion.

Friends, marriage is

the sweetmeat that...

The one who eats it regrets as

also the one who doesn't get it.

lf that be the case, no harm

in eating it and then crying.

Right, Mr. Batliwala

how do you find marriage?

- Terribly hot!

- Why do you say that?

Relax, don't get tense.

Sir, how do you find

the desert of marriage?

- Very sweet!

- God! What are you saying?

So friends, marriage is

sweet as well as hot.

But marriage is essential.

And that is why you

have songs in marriages.

And where there are songs,

Prem (love) is ever present.

So let me introduce you to

the one and only Prem Kumar.

ls everybody in the house tonight?

l asked, is everybody

in the house tonight?

Hi.l'm Prem.

To my right...

My band.

On my left...

is the chorus.

ls my back up ready?

- Oh, yes.

- So let's kick it.

''l can't live without you.''

''l can't live without you.''

''Oh bride, your scarf

is worth millions.''

''The ornament on your

forehead is worth millions.''

''Your bangles are worth millions.''

''Your anklets, dear bride

are worth millions.''

''But your heart is priceless.''

''Your countenance is like a star

that one can never forget.''

''This blush, the flush

the anticipation of the union.''

''You can't put it in words.''

''Your tiara is worth millions.

Your rings, my dear, are costly.''

''Your bracelet and your

dress are worth millions.''

''But your heart is priceless.''

''This is the day of separation.''

''You are leaving your home and

friends for your beloved.''

''We pray to God

may you always be happy.''

''Now you belong to him.''

''Your nose ring is worth millions.''

''The henna on your palms,

dear bride is worth millions.''

''The blush on your cheeks

dear bride is worth a bomb''

''Your ear ring is worth millions.''

''But your heart, dear

bride is priceless.''

Thank you. Thank you all.

Friends, somebody rightly said..

God makes couples in heaven and

brings them together on earth.

Like Anita and Raj.

Friends, this joy will

soon fill my life too.

l too have fallen in love.

And l too will be tied

in this holy relation.''

l hope your blessings are with me.

Wish me all the best

because l really need it.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Hi, folks. At this moment

we're in Tarana Bungalow.

lt's raining cats and dogs

and snacks being fried indoors.

Mummy, say hi to the camera.

Hi. l'm very busy now because for

the first time your aunt is coming.

Whom nobody other

than Prem has met.

Go and ask your uncle

whatever you want to know.

- Run along.

- Okay. Uncle!

Aunt Nisha might come any time.

Michael, what are you doing?

- Let's go to uncle. - Okay.

- Hurry! - Uncle.

- Hello, my niece and nephew.

- Tell us something about Nisha.

- Your aunt.. - Camera...

Your aunt Nisha is mind blowing.

Her face, her figure..

Her voice..

Neelu! Hurry. The

guest has arrived.

Just a minute. She's coming.

Oh my God! She's so beautiful!

- Yes! - No, l...

Don't worry. l'll get

you some hot snacks.

- Give her a seat.

- Yes, pleas sit down.

Sit here and sneeze all you want.

Tell you something. Don't worry.

l too sneeze when l have a cold.

- The kids are here.

- Wow! Aunt Nisha!

Call Prem. Where are

you going? Sit down.

- Snacks! - Yes, on the way.

- l'll get you a towel. - No...

l think they think

l'm somebody else.

lf l tell them my real name,

l won't get anything to eat.

l'll first eat some.

Then tell them my name.

Take some.

Take some more.

- Has your aunt Nisha come?

- Yes. - She's sitting.

- She's talking. - Please tell

her l'll be there in 2 minutes.

- Aunt, uncle is coming.

- Prem is coming.

Eat peacefully.

l've got you a towel.

These savouries are

excellent for fats.

Prem loves you a lot.

l love snacks a lot.

- She calls Prem snacks! - How sweet!

- He's always talking of you. - Yes.

This isn't Nisha.

Then who is she?

Tell us where you first met Prem.

- In the bus! - How cute!

She's the kidnapper who stole

a child in our neighbourhood.

The papers said, she's pretty too.

See, how she's gorging!

l hope it won't be the turn of

my nephew and niece after this.

Kidnapper, you're going to prison!

You're not eating anything.

Prem talks a lot about you.

- Yes, a lot!

- How cute!

- Really good for fats..

- Robber!

- Thief of heart.

- No, of kids!

- She's not my Nisha,

- What? - What?

- But she's eating snacks!

- Thank God not your kids!

Call the police!

- Call the police!

- Get some rope!

Get some rope!

- What is she saying?

- She eats adults too.

Knife!

- Tables have turned.

- Put down the savoury.

Put down the sweet.

- Tie her up! - Oh my God!

- What are you doing?

- We've nabbed a kidnapper!

she's my cousin, Priya

not a kidnapper! Leave her.

She's Mona's sister.

Hi, l'm Prem.

l'm not a kidnapper.

l'm not a kidnapper.

l'm not a kidnapper.

Your house was locked

so l came to ask them.

The snacks were hot so l ate them.

They are still hot.

l'm not a kidnapper.

l'm a thief of snacks.

She's taken Nisha's snacks.

She deserved that morsel.

But why are you so soft?

What? You're in Himachal!

We're waiting for you here.

What? Another 2 months!

This isn't fair. You went for

And now you'll extend it

by another 2 months!

At least talk to my sister.

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