Tiny Furniture
Honey, I'm home.
Family?
We're downstairs.
Can you move your right toe,
- Just a little bit more.
- It hurts.
- Perfect.
- Hi.
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hey.
Look, my feet really, really hurt.
You know I'm not good on high heels.
We'll be done
in one minute. Just one more roll.
How come you never use me
in any pictures?
- You're never here.
- Plus, my legs are longer and more supple.
Come say hi, sweetie.
Come give me a kiss.
- Hi.
- We'll be done really soon.
and I let you choose what you want?
How long are you gonna be
staying in our house?
Last I checked, it's my house too.
I have a whole bedroom.
You used to have a whole bedroom.
Candice, can you...
come and move
the couch on the left...
like, oh, one inch
towards the window?
- Hey, Candice.
- Hey, Aura.
Some boxes came for you,
so I put them in your bedroom.
- Not your bedroom.
- Thank you. I think you're being mean.
I think you're being oversensitive.
I just got off a plane from Ohio.
I'm in a postgraduate delirium.
in the epilogue to Felicity.
The guy I thought I was gonna marry
just moved to Colorado.
- Cut me some slack.
- You were not gonna marry him.
He's like a little speck of granola
on a bowl of homemade yogurt.
You know, I always said
and like, the perfect
first boyfriend, like...
the way a college boyfriend should be.
So basically you're saying I wasted
two years of my life on a speck of granola?
No. Regret is a complete
waste of time.
and I absolutely don't look back.
Could you turn on your lamp?
I don't like overhead light.
The bulb is blown.
Replace it.
I don't know where they are.
Lazy.
You're gonna call me lazy?
You're the one who does everything
with, like, Gumby arms.
What are you talking about?
Maybe the fact that every time
I ask you to help me with anything...
you do it with, like,
limp, rubbery arms...
that make me wish
I had just handled it myself.
Do you really want to start this right now?
Do you want to start this?
Start what?
I have, like, a million things
- Like what?
- Like, "Get a f***ing lightbulb. "
- Oh, it's ridiculous. It's a museum.
- Mom?
It's all forms and registrars.
I need to figure out how to be a diva.
- Siri?
- Hold on a second.
- What? I'm on the phone.
- I need a lightbulb.
In the white cabinet.
All right. Sorry.
What's a harridan, anyway?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's what
I have to learn to be.
Yeah, he tries to take out
three-quarters of my work...
48 hours before the show opens.
Yeah. You're gonna help me
figure this out. Exactly.
"June 28, 1974.
Enough bullshit about chronology.
It doesn't really matter lately
what I do and who calls me when.
It matters more what I'm thinking,
which is that I haven't been making art...
yet I have a fierce desire
to be an artist.
Having a body of my own work seems
more like security to me than anything.
Setting up a studio,
having shows, seems like...
one of the few worthwhile things
there is for me to do.
Today I ate zucchini bread,
cheese crackers, wine. "
Mornin'.
- It's wakey-uppy time.
- Mom, why?
Well, I just think
if you're home with us...
it would be good if you were
a little bit on our schedule.
Ma, I just graduated.
I just want to sleep a little bit.
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Wow. It smells a little stale in here.
Did you perspire in the night?
Oh, my God.
Please get out of my room.
I'm thinking maybe we need to wash
the sheets, or perhaps we need a shower?
- Oh, please get out.
- Upsy-daisy.
- Please get out of my room. Please!
- I'm outta here.
Oh, my God.
F***.
Hi.
- I'm awake now.
- Great.
Did you see that e-mail
about loan forms?
'Cause that's not supposed to go here.
It's supposed to go to the gallery.
- Yeah, I saw that. I'll e-mail them.
- Thank you.
Am I not allowed to come
down here in my pajamas?
I don't care.
Candice, I really appreciate
you letting me keep Gilda down here.
The cats are being
- No problem. She's really cute.
- What are you doing today, love?
I think I'm gonna go to a party tonight.
And I hate to be vulgar,
but I have to ask you for some money.
Upstairs in the white cabinet
you can find my purse.
- Hi, hi, hi.
- Hello!
- How you doin'?
- How you doin'?
I'm doin'.
I'm in the library.
All the freshmen arrived today,
and I cruised them so hard.
I watched them all
moving into their dorms...
all the minifridges
and collapsible hampers...
and posters
of Gustav Klimt's The Kiss.
- Are you done with your research?
- As done as I'm gonna be.
You know, it's-it's hard
to completely close the door...
on "modes of Western femininity"...
but my grant is up
and my housing ends next week.
I'm jealous. I've been home
for a day, and I miss it already.
I don't know. I think this summer
was the dreamiest one of my life.
Are you kidding?
You were miserable. You spent
half your time with me in the library.
and kept threatening to decamp for India.
That's totally right.
But oh, my God.
I found my mom's journals
from when she was our age.
They're unbelievable.
I'm reading them illegally.
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