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Synopsis: A young boy's wardrobe contains a time hole. Through this hole an assortment of short people (i.e. dwarfs) come while escaping from their master, the supreme being. They take Kevin with them on their adventures through time from Napoleonic times to the Middle Ages to the early 1900s, to the time of Legends and the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness where they confront Evil.

Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Director(s): Terry Gilliam

Actors: John Cleese, Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, Katherine Helmond

Production: Paramount Home Video

1 win & 8 nominations.


IMDB:: 7.0
Metacritic:: 79
Rotten Tomatoes:: 91%

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: PG
Year:: 1981
: 110 min
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Now, we've got to getinto the city.
We can't.The roads are too dangerous.
I've got an idea.We can use the river.
Come on !
What are wegoing to do here ?
- A robbery.- Shhh.
- A robbery ?- Of course.
We're internationalcriminals. We do robberies.
Shut up back there.
Aim ! Fire !
Take aim ! Fire !
That's him.
You're not gonna rob him ?
Yeah. Every singlepenny he's got.
- But that's Napoleon.- And he's rich.
Monsieur Commander...
I think that the mayor ofCastiglione and his council...
would like very muchto surrender now, please.
Look at that !Look at the little fellow !
With the city, we have the whole areaof western Lombardy at our feet.
Oh, go away !
I never should'vemarried you !
- Oh, stop it !
Yes ! Yes !
Mon Commander,they are very keen to surrender.
They have been hereeight hours.
Don't stand so closeto me, Neguy !
I've told youabout that before.
You on one sideand him on the other--
It's like being on the bottomof a bloody well !
Just becauseyou think I'm small.
No, Commander, you arenot small at all.
No, not by any means.Five-foot-one is not small.
Yeah, five-foot-oneand conqueror of ltaly.
- Not bad, huh ?- Very, very good.
- Oh ! Oh ! Oh !- What just happened ?
Where'd they-- I just--
Bravo !
More ! I want more !
- I-- Thank you. Thank you very much.- Encore !
I wonder if you would liketo see some of our other items.
We have Zuzu and Benny.
Fun on a unicycle.
No ?
How aboutthe Great Rumbozo ?
He singand lift heavy things.
No. How about, uh--
Come on.
This I think you'll like.
It's very funny.
The Three ldiots...
uh, from Latvia.
It's a very funny act.They swallow brushes.
No, no !They're all freaks !
Not one of themunder five-foot-six.
What kind of theaterare you running, huh ?
I'm sorry, sir, but--
No, no.More of the funny show,
the little puppetshitting each other.
That's what I like !Little things hitting each other !
Come on.
Psst.
- Huh ?- Play something like this.
Tsk. Hmm.
# Like the wallpapersticks to the wall #
# Like the seashoresticks to the sea #
# Like you neverget rid of your shadow #
# Boy, you didn'tget rid of me #
# Me #
# And my shadow #
# Strolling down the avenue #
# Avenue, avenue, avenue #
# Me #
# And my shadow #
- # Not a soul to tell our troubles to #- Please let go !
- # We stick together like glue #
# And when it's 12:00 #
# We climb the stair #
# We never, never knock #
# 'Cause nobody's there-- #
# Me and my shadow #
# Feeling blue ##
Well, what do you think ?
Marvelous show.
Young man, you stick with these boys,you have a great future.
You know, you arethe best thing...
to happen to mesince this whole campaign.

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Michael Palin

Michael Edward Palin (pronounced ; born 5 May 1943) is an English comedian, actor, writer and television presenter. He was a member of the comedy group Monty Python and later made a number of travel documentaries. Palin wrote most of his comedic material with fellow Python member Terry Jones. Before Monty Python, they had worked on other shows such as the Ken Dodd Show, The Frost Report, and Do Not Adjust Your Set. Palin appeared in some of the most famous Python sketches, including "Argument Clinic", "Dead Parrot sketch", "The Lumberjack Song", "The Spanish Inquisition", "Bicycle Repair Man" and "The Fish-Slapping Dance". Palin continued to work with Jones after Python, co-writing Ripping Yarns. He has also appeared in several films directed by fellow Python Terry Gilliam and made notable appearances in other films such as A Fish Called Wanda (1988), for which he won the BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role. In a 2005 poll to find The Comedians' Comedian, he was voted the 30th favourite by fellow comedians and comedy insiders.After Python, he began a new career as a travel writer and travel documentarian. His journeys have taken him across the world, including the North and South Poles, the Sahara Desert, the Himalayas, Eastern Europe and Brazil. In 2000 Palin was honoured as a Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) for his services to television. From 2009 to 2012 Palin was the president of the Royal Geographical Society. On 12 May 2013, Palin was made a BAFTA fellow, the highest honour that is conferred by the organisation. more…

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