Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Page #3
Mall and pizza court.
It's easy.
Not hard.
I said it's easy,
not hard.
There's never been an easier
way to make a billion dollars.
It's easy. And here's
- it's easy.
What's the matter? You don't want
to make a billion dollars?
My day wasn't going good
until I put on these--
Billion dollars.
Man, I love this--
Billion dollars.
I'm giving away a billion--
billion dollars!
But you gotta
run my mall.
Please save our mall.
We need your help.
Ah.
I work at one of the kiosks,
and it would mean the world
- if someone would come in here...
- She's so beautiful.
...and help us make
this mall great again.
Come to the S'wallow Valley Mall,
right off the 182 freeway
in S'wallow Valley.
Sounds crazy, Eric,
I know, but I think we can do this.
Yo, I like it.
- This mall could be easy money, man.
- That's right.
You know what? And I'm really good at
numbers, accounting, all that stuff.
Well, you know me. I'm a big P.R.,
strategy, marketing kind of guy.
But you know,
more importantly, man,
I just want to say this could
this Hollywood bullshit
and really reinvent
ourselves.
Yeah. You know, I've been meaning
to tell you this all night,
but I love you, man.
And I love our friendship.
Well, thank you.
I honor you,
and I honor our friendship,
and I honor our love.
It would mean a lot to me
if we could run this mall
and I could make love
to this hot woman
partnership together.
I love it, but I've
got a big problem.
I hate to do this
to you here.
I need to have an emergency
Because guess what? We don't have
a name for our company yet.
Sh*t.
All right.
What are we good at?
Well, we're men
who do business.
We want to be
business members.
We're boys
who do business.
- Yeah.
- But...
Eric. Look.
It's a sign.
"Doing business."
"Dobis."
I love it. It's got a ring
to it, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- Dobis.
"That's who we are."
We're Dobis P.R.
Dobis.
- Look at that.
- Look at all the elements of business.
- Look it. They're all there, Eric.
- Market research.
- There's strategic P.R.
- Profit and loss.
I'll have the report
to you by Monday.
I'll look forward to it.
Guys,
I told you, you should
never have fired me.
Jim Joe,
what do you want?
I've got some poetry about regret
I'd like to share with you.
Come on, Jim Joe.
Friendship is warm,
friendship is touch.
Jim Joe, please stop.
We have to do this for ourselves.
We're sorry.
- We've got to leave you behind.
- I'm sick, and I'm lost,
and I'm tired
of floating around.
We love you, Jim Joe.
We wish you the best.
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