Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

Synopsis: Two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course. In order to make the money back, they then attempt to revitalize a failing shopping mall.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
93 min

then you're out of your mind.

They also employed a team

of personal assistants,

including this

small man named Jason.

Not now.

Tim and I are making a speech about

our movie, and you fucking blew it.

Come on, Jason, we need the hot corn

before the movie, not after the movie.

- You mind if I do it?

- Go ahead.

Come on!

Now sit down.

Sorry about that, gang.

But perhaps

most foolishly of all,

they signed a

legally binding contract

with the Schlaaang Corporation

which held them

personally responsible

for the $1 billion.

I want my money back!

We're going to sue you

for every dime.

You motherfuckers

are going to jail

for what you did!

After several

threatening letters

from the Schlaaang


Tim and Eric realized

they needed a plan

to pay back Schlaaang's

billion dollars.

- Shred it.

- Okay.

We've really got to think

of a way to get that money back.

There's got to be

an easy way to do it here.

Are you guys hungry?

We could get some beef chili

and hot dog buns

Iike you like to put your mouth

around like you like to do.

Ma! When we're hungry,

I'll ring the bell.

Then you'll know

to put some chili on.

After days of workshopping failed ideas,

Tim and Eric faced

the very real threat

of spending the rest

of their lives in jail.

But first they had to

terminate their relationship

with their trusted friend

and spiritual guru,

Jim Joe Kelly.

You're not going to believe

what I bought for you.

We've got to tell him.

Oh, mercy.

I'm sensing some...

real depression here.

What's going on?

Tell him.

Jim Joe, we have

to let you go.


- I'm sorry.

- What? What?

- It's all over, Jim Joe.

- What?

- It's okay.

- What?

- It's okay, Jim Joe.

- Breathe.

I can't--

- Breathe.

- Oh!

- Jim Joe?

- Oh, God.


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Tim Heidecker

Timothy Richard Heidecker (; born February 3, 1976) is an American comedian, writer, director, actor, and musician. He is best known as one half of the comedy duo Tim & Eric, along with Eric Wareheim. They are noted for creating the television shows Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories. Heidecker has also acted in several films, including Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018), Bridesmaids (2011), Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, and The Comedy (both 2012); he received critical acclaim for the latter. He currently co-hosts the parodic film review web series On Cinema and stars in the comedy series Decker, both alongside Gregg Turkington. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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