Thunderstruck Page #2

around the guy with eight minutes left?

That was just sick.

See, Dad, that's his counter 52 move.

You pay this much attention

to your math class?

Because if you did, we'd be talking

academic scholarship to Harvard.

Dad, Kevin Durant doesn't teach

my math class.

Goad paint.

Thunder fans, get out your ticket stubs.

It's time for one lucky

Oklahoma City fan...

...to take our MidFirst Bank

half-court shot.

Section 305.

Oh!

Raw F.

- Wow.

- That's our raw.

Seat 14.

Oh, yes! Whoa! Yeah!

Hey. You wan. Came an, Brian.

- You won.

- Yeah! I won. I won.

- Yeah!

- I wan. I gotta go. I need to go.

I'm gonna go.

There he is, Thunder fans.

Came an dawn.

Couldn't have gut anybody closer?

All right! Whoa! Brian!

All right, Thunder fans. Here he is.

I think we're ready for tonight's

MidFirst Bank half-court shot contest.

What's your name, buddy?

Brian Newall.

Brian. Where are you from?

Uh, I'm from Oklahoma.

- Haw old are you?

- Sixteen.

Sixteen years old, ladies and gentlemen.

Brian, here's what's gonna happen.

If you can make a half-court shat...

you're leaving here with $20,000.

Sweet.

Oh, hang an.

- The halftime contest isn't aver yet.

- Okay. Coal.

This is a one-of-a-kind

commemorative Thunder basketball.

- You ready?

- Yeah, I think so.

All right. He says he's ready.

All right, Brian!

Hey, Hang Time!

Drumroll. Give me a drumroll, please.

Thunder fans, make some noise!

Ladies and gentlemen,

that certainly concludes...

our halftime contest tonight.

- I think the mascot is also glad it's aver.

- Dc you have a pen?

Jain us again at our next game...

...when another lucky Thunder fan

will get chance to win the big prize.

Okay. All right. Nice try, Brian! Nice try!

Hey, kid, hold up, hold up.

Oh, my Gad, you're Kevin Durant.

Hey, take this, man.

You're gonna make that next shat.

- I wish I had your talent.

- I wish I could give it to you.

Hard work beats talent

when talent fails to work hard.

Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks, man. I'm a huge fan.

- This is an honor.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.

- Gotta get going. We gut a game.

- Yeah. Goad luck.

Let's get you back to your seat.

Just right up here.

See you, Kev.

Ugly loss for the Thunder

last night. They lose 109 to 84.

Kevin Durant absolutely on fire

in the first half...

...totally stinks it up in the second,

going 0 for 13, he-

Right below the lungs is the liver.

So just reach in there

and remove the liver.

Ga ahead, get in there. Don't be shy.

Take it cut, examine it.

Sc you saw the halftime shat?

- Um, I think a lat of people saw it.

- Really?

Connor kind of sort of posted it online

this morning.

- San of a-- Seriously?

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