Thunderpants Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2002
- 87 min
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"But I have a problem."
"Would that be a worry?"
"Love, Patrick Smash."
(TV) I'mjoined now
by General Ed Sheppard...
...commander-in-chiefofoperations
General,
that was an incredible launch.
You must be... over the moon.
- (chuckles)
- Indeed we are, Todd.
Tell us, General,
what makes an astronaut?
I'll tell you what makes
an astronaut, Todd.
You gotta be focused,
determined...
...and in complete control
ofyourself.
But most ofall,
all ofmy astronauts...
...each and every one
has worked hard...
...to overcome their problems.
And each one ofthem...
...is a uniquely gifted individual.
(Todd) The crew must be
really special people.
General, thank you for taking
the time to talk to us today.
- And good luck with the mission.
- Thank you, Todd.
And cake news:
Today, a local lady
achieved national...
Overcome my problems.
Uniquely gifted individual.
Alan.
(Alan) Fascinating!
So you would like me
to eliminate...
...that which has made you
an outsider...
...in the eyes of society?
No, Alan. It's my arse.
I want you to make something
to stop me farting.
My flying machine
is proving to be...
...a greater challenge
than anticipated.
It should work, but it doesn't.
The flight competition
is still a week away...
...so a day's respite
will clear my mind.
Yes, Patrick.
I will construct a machine
and before you know it...
...you will be in total control
of your sphincter.
Does that mean
you're going to help me?
Quite so, Patrick. Now, leave me.
(echoing) There is work to be done.
So with Alan's help,
I felt sure we would succeed.
But things were already
happening around us...
...that would change our lives...
...in ways we could
never have guessed.
(shutter whirs and clicks)
(filing of metal)
(electric saw buzzes)
(drill whirs)
(banging)
(hissing and pinging)
(buzzing)
(dogs bark)
- (cock crows)
- (farts)
Thunderpants!
All right, Patrick,
we're ready for you!
(squeak of rubber stretching)
- (sighs) Ah!
- Good.
The thunderpants
will contain the emissions...
...in the airtight rubber lining...
...within the rigid
copper exoskeleton.
Now, evacuate
into the holding unit.
Evacuate into the holding unit.
The lunchbox.
There's a button
on the handle.
(hissing)
A-ha!
The gases have been vented
into this lunchbox...
...which will be able to hold
a full day's emissions...
...in perfect safety.
What do I do
when it's full up?
Nothing could be simpler.
(buzzer)
(squelching)
(whistle blows)
(bell tings)
Gas transfer successful.
Total containment.
What am I?
I'm a blithering idiot.
A blithering idiot?
I'm a genius!
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