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Hey, come on. I mean, that

was a good trick, right?

Let's hang out.

- I just wanna get to know you.

- It's never gonna happen, okay?

Can you get that through your head?

Or are you some kind of retard?

Hey, you don't have to use that word.

I can take a hint. You

don't have to use that word.

Okay?

Whoa, whoa. Hey.

Wait. I'm sorry, okay?

I am.

You were saying?

We just hang out at this

place called Grover's Lot.

It's this old abandoned parking structure.

We just drink and sh*t.

Okay, so...

you wanna go to some junkyard and do what,

drink beer out of paper bags?

- I just thought that...

- I'll see you at 8:00.

Cool.

You wanna know where it is?

[song playing on car radio]

[Troy] Yo, Sheila!

Sheila!

Whaddup?

You gained some weight?

- Go f*** yourself, Troy.

- In a good way. In a good way.

I'm trying to give this girl a compliment,

and she's like taking it a lil' personally.

She's like fillin' herself out. More

cushion for the pushin', you know.

Speaking of prude, that girl, Kat,

I heard she gave Steve Russell

a knobber in Mickey D's lap.

Bullshit, man.

- Bullshit?

- Bullshit.

Ain't bullshit.

Yeah, you probably heard

that from Steve Russell.

I did hear it from Steve Russell,

but that don't make it dog lie.

- Why is he gonna lie?

- Why is he gonna lie?

Yeah. You call him a liar.

'Cause she's a smokin' hot

piece of ass, that's why.

Beaver, don't get strung out

by that cock knocker, all right?

I mean, it ain't about

scoring p*ssy anyway.

I've seen her sweat in

the first week she landed.

No, man. A girl like that, ain't

gonna give a loser like him a blowj*b.

You mean a handjob.

What?

A knobber, bro, is a handjob.

What... For real? You sure?

Yeah, yeah. It's a handjob...

I think.

You guys don't know, do you?

Either way, she's a ho.

Do you see the way she ties her shirt up?

Titties poppin' out.

No panties on, sex juice

drippin' out of her ears...

She needs a Kleenex.

[laughing]

Guys, she got it goin' on. I mean,

why shouldn't she show it off, right?

- I would.

- [Troy] Yeah, you would.

No, besides, I mean, she's been coping

with a lot of sh*t being new and all.

You gonna nail it or what, bro?

- I don't know.

- What do you mean, you don't know?

You better get up in that, bro.

- I don't know.

- Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

[laughing]

Cop, cop, cop, cop. Put that down.

Sh*t...

[hip-hop song playing]

Stacking boxes on...

I'm never getting a f***in' job.

What are you doin'?

- You keep doin' it like...

- Can you hook me up?

Can you hook me up?

No, bro.

He's selfish.

It's not about that...

To me, it is.

It's not about that.

I just don't know. I just...

[Flip] Is this your girl?

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