Thor: The Dark World Page #2

No, he...

Went away.

I've been there.

The going away. It's hard, isn't it'?

I was seeing a woman

and she took a job in New York.

Eventually, the distance killed it.

And the fact

that she kept sleeping with other dudes.

- No!

- Oh, so many.

Hi. Could we get some wine, please?

Sure, I'd love some.

Richard, this is Darcy.

What are you doing here?

Oh. Hello.

So, I show up to work

at the lab/your mom's house,

fully expecting you

to be moping around in your pajamas,

eating ice cream and obsessing about...

(CLEARS THROAT) You know Who.

Ah.

But you're not.

You're wearing lady clothes.

You even showered, didn't you'?

You smell good.

Is there a point to all this?

Because there really needs

to be a point to all this.

Right.

You know all that scientific equipment

you don't look at anymore'?

You might want

to start looking at it again.

This is the reason

we came all the way out here.

-(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

-it's malfunctioning.

That's what I said.

(BANGING)

That's what I did.

I thought you would do something

a little more scientific.

- I'm sure it's nothing.

- Yeah, it's...

DARCY:
It doesn't look like nothing.

It kind of looks like the readings

that Erik was rambling about.

Our friend Erik

kind of went banana balls.

He's not interested.

- I'm not interested.

- I'm interested.

It's time for you to go now.

Okay.

Short but sweet.

JANE:
She needs help.

I think I'm going to have the sea bass.

Sea bass, yeah. Sea bass is good.

Sea bass, sea bass, sea bass,

sea bass, sea bass, sea bass.

Sea bass...

Sea bass.

Jane?

Maybe you should stop

saying "sea bass"

and go after your friend.

This was so fun.

I'll just stay here

and say "sea bass" alone.

And I hate you.

What? I said he was cute.

Just shut up and drive.

(ENGINE STARTING)

- You need to take the next left.

-(GASPS)

- Who's he?

- He's my intern.

- You have an intern?

- Oh, yeah.

Hello, Dr. Foster.

It's such a great honor

to be working with you.

Right. I have to call Erik.

Oh, take a right.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

And a left.

DARCY:
I have totally mastered

driving in London.

Hi, Erik. It's me again. Where are you'?

I came here because you said you were

onto something, and then you vanish.

I'm here at Stonehenge

for what has been an

interesting unfolding of events today.

The police were called to the scene

shortly after 11 A.M. this morning

after a seemingly harmless rambler

approached the area

then, decided to strip naked

and effectively

terrorize tourists there

with scientific equipment

whilst shouting

that he was trying to save them.

The man, later identified

as noted astrophysicist Dr. Erik Selvig

has been called in

for questioning by police.

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