This Means War Page #2
To be fair, I have already provided you
with a wonderful great-grandchild.
Yeah, but that doesn't count
because you screwed it all up.
- Ouch.
- Come on, Lil.
Let's show these kids
how it's done, huh?
- Heh, heh. See?
- Ciao.
It's kind of gross when they kiss.
God, I love that kid.
What's going on?
Hey, Mr. Deep-ln-Thought.
I was just...
That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?
- It's really lovely.
- What's lovely?
I love the way
they look into each other's eyes like that.
I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.
Have you... Okay. You asked me
a serious question, didn't you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right. So do you want a serious answer?
- Yeah. Put the cake down?
- Please.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
Cake is down. Talk to me.
- Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay?
- Okay.
Man to man.
I trust you.
I know you'd do anything for me.
- Yeah.
- You would take a bullet for me.
I would for you as well, you know that.
Right?
- Can you imagine all of that?
- Yes.
Can you imagine what that would be like
to share with a woman?
No.
Okay.
No.
Thank you.
All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.
- All right, Joe. Good luck, son.
- Let's go to war.
That's it. Now you feint. Nice feint.
Hit.
- Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!
Down he goes. Ground and pound him.
Get on him. Ground and pound.
Ground and pound.
- Uh....
- Keep it going. Hammerfist him.
Right there, that's it.
Hit it. He's giving you his back.
- Rear naked choke.
- I give.
- Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Booyah!
- I give.
See what I mean?
That's how it works, boy.
See that? I pwned him, didn't I?
- Good. You okay?
- Sure did, son.
Ha, ha!
- That's how you kill him.
- What are you doing here?
Well, I had a bit of time off and
I thought I'd come hang with my homey.
I got creamed.
No, you didn't,
that's just a matter of opinion.
What do you know about fighting?
You're just a travel agent.
I know enough to know
that he who hesitates...
Pain?
That's just weakness leaving the body.
Oh, Dad.
Joe. Joe, Joe.
- Come on, boys.
- Mom, did you see me win today?
On the mat? That's amazing.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
- Hey, bud.
- Hi.
- Hey, Tuck.
- Hey, how you doing?
Didn't know you were in.
Got a couple days off
so I thought I'd come see Joe.
You're the only travel agent I've ever met
who actually travels for his job.
Yeah.
Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um....
Maybe you, me and Joe,
we could all go out together...
...you know, as a family,
maybe get something to eat.
Have a meal.
I think that would be really, really good.
I have a date tonight, Tuck.
Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.
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