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till he could go down the hill...
...turn on the game, heh...
...and then he just would've talked
about how full of sh*t everybody was, heh.
They didn't really miss him.
And he would've been wrong.
We do miss him.
Hey, man.
- Hi, son.
- Hey, Mom.
Hey, Sunflower.
Hey, Horry.
Hey, Horry.
- Yeah.
Thanks, buddy. How you doing?
Living the dream.
Yeah. Good to see you.
Oh, no.
No, no, Mom, you gotta be kidding me.
- It's actually more comfortable than it looks.
- I doubt that.
Wendy's kids are in Paul's room,
so I gave your room to Paul.
Nice.
Annie's ovulating,
and I figured they could use the privacy.
Yeah. Well...
Paul and Annie only live about a half hour
away. How come they have to sleep here?
I want all my kids under one roof again.
Obviously, when Quinn gets here,
we'll make different arrangements.
- But this is okay, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- It's good.
- Be fine.
- Okay.
- Come up soon.
- Okay.
Visitors'll be here any minute.
Judd, it's starting!
You're shitting us, right?
They're Shiva chairs. You sit low
to the ground as a sign of mourning.
That's why they're like that.
- Don't some people sit Shiva for three days?
- I've seen that. That's a thing.
- It's not a thing.
- Maybe that could be our thing.
- It can't be.
- They do it in California. We could pioneer that.
Nobody here's gonna pioneer it.
The word "Shiva" is Hebrew for "seven."
Seven days, no work, no travel. Your ass
is in those seats. Those are the rules.
I'd love to find the word for "three."
- I don't think Dad...
- Stop it!
This was your father's dying wish,
and you're negotiating?
He was not a perfect man or a perfect father,
but he sure as hell was better than most.
- Mom...
- No!
Your father had one final request,
It's gonna be hard,
it's gonna be uncomfortable...
...and we're gonna get
on each other's nerves.
But for the next seven days,
you are all my children again.
And you are all grounded.
What are you waiting for? Come on.
Yup. Any particular seat?
- I'll take her.
- No. No, I got her.
- She's fine. - She's exhausted.
- She should get a nap.
Judd, Paul.
Shh.
You need to put a baby
in that woman yesterday.
I'm working on it.
- Have you had your man parts checked yet?
- Come on, not now, Wendy.
Because you may have emptied them
over the years.
My room was next to yours.
My room was next to yours.
Well, this is great. I can tell it's gonna be
a really good experience for all you guys.
So I'm just gonna let you sit here
for a bit.
- Thanks.
- Reconnect. You got it.
I will be back later... Dude, don't.
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