This Is the End Page #2

I know you do.

I can't wait

to see inside it.

That's why I'm excited.

Ha-ha! Yes!

What's up, man? Seth!

So happy you're here.

I'm so happy to be here.

Hey, Johnny,

what's up?

It's Jay.

It's Jay.

I'll never forget it again, man.

Good to see you.

Nice to see you.

Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great.

Check it out.

My new place!

Awesome, man!

Designed it myself.

Really cool.

This place is beautiful, man.

This place is

like a piece of me.

You two just

stepped inside me.

You let us both

cum inside you. Yeah.

Icing on the cake.

Check it out.

Painted them myself.

Huh.

Side by side.

A team.

Holy sh*t.

So, is it weird?

No.

You sure?

I really like it.

What do you think, Jay?

I'm not a big art guy.

You don't like art?

Well, come on...

You play video games?

Yes.

Well, guess what, buddy?

You like art.

Yep.

You ever been

to Subway?

Yes.

You order a sandwich?

Somebody put that together

for you, dude. That's art.

Sandwich artist.

So, let me

lay this on you, Jay.

Oh, f***.

Your mama's p*ssy

was the canvas.

Your dad's dick

was the paintbrush.

Boom.

You're the art. Huh?

Thanks, James Franco.

You got it.

Seth!

Mindy, hello.

Oh, my God, great to see you.

Oh, you, too.

Long time.

How's it going?

You know Jay? I don't think

I've ever actually met you.

You were so good in

Million Dollar Baby.

That's amazing.

Thank you so much for saying that.

Oh, my God, if I don't f***

Michael Cera tonight,

I'm gonna blow my brains out.

What?

F***ing pale, 110 pounds,

hairless, probably has a huge cock,

coked out of his mind...

You can do a lot better.

That's just trouble.

So, Ri-Ri, how about you,

you ever see a psychiatrist?

Um...

That's not cool.

Don't touch my butt, b*tch.

Michael, that's not cool.

Would you shut the f*** up, Jason!

We're playing

a game, man.

Say cheese, baby.

What's up, buddy?

How's it going, dude?

Good to see you, man.

Is that Jay Baruchel?

Hi, there. Hey.

Oh, my God,

get in here, dude.

How's it going, Jonah?

What are you doing?

Good. How you doing, buddy?

Oh, my gosh.

Welcome back.

Thank you very much.

When'd you get in?

Uh, this morning,

and boy,

are my arms tired.

Dude, that's great.

Thank you.

Sick.

What have you guys

been doing?

Oh, we just

hung out all day.

Ate a bunch of dirty burgers,

and smoked about a f***ing pound of weed

and played

a bunch of video games.

Weed is tight. Weed is

tight. That's awesome.

That's awesome.

Weed is awesome.

It was like the golfing

sequence in Navy SEALs.

Sick reference, though,

bro. Oh, thanks, bud.

Dude, your references are out

of control. Everyone knows that.

Hey, thanks, man.

I'm jealous.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes