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Why do you need
to have sex, Deb?
Sex is the number one thing
people fight about.
You stop having sex,
there will be no more fights.
I am living proof.
I have no sex,
and I am the happiest
I have ever been.
I knew it. I knew you
were not having sex.
I can see it on your face.
It's all...
Puckered and pained.
I'm enjoying our non-sex
period, that's all I'm saying.
Don't you miss it?
I wouldn't know, because I don't
have any feeling down there anymore.
I have nerve damage
from my C-section,
so everything's just kind of...
She's numb down there.
I could sit down
hard on a fire hydrant,
and I wouldn't even
know that I was sitting.
I could get stung by a hornet down
there, and I would not feel it.
You could put
anything in there,
and I would not know
what the object was.
I used to pee in a nice stream,
and now it just kind of goes
like a shower head.
That is the saddest
thing I've ever heard.
I think you need a family.
Don't you want a family?
No, I think
I want to Clooney it.
Clooney it?
Yup.
He doesn't seem happy.
Yeah, he is.
No, he's lonely.
No, he's not.
See, I think he has sad eyes.
to get the next lady.
Look, I can do it, too.
Watch.
I bet George Clooney
is really lonely.
Just him and his pig.
You'd f*** him.
I wouldn't.
So would you.
I would.
I wouldn't feel it,
but I would.
You'd f*** him with your numb vagina.
Yes, you would.
Ocean's Thirteen Inches, that's
what you'd find out.
Do you think?
I mean, that was idiotic, though.
You have to understand that.
That's the one
thing you don't do,
is tell her that
you used Viagra.
I think that's even
on the warning label.
We're in one of
those phases where
everything that
just annoys
the sh*t out of each other.
All the time. It's a blast.
You just gotta ride that out.
This sounds terrible.
Okay, I like it.
But...
Do you ever wonder
what it would be like if, say,
you were separated
by something bigger.
Like death? Like her death?
I have given it
a fair amount of thought.
Not in a painful way,
just quietly slid into death.
Like a gas leak.
Absolutely.
It's gotta be peaceful.
I mean, this is the mother
of your children.
You want her to die...
No, I'd want it
to be a peaceful...
...gentle, you know.
Yeah, just like drift into a coma
And then you move on.
Then you are a widower.
That's just it,
people love widowers.
They love widowers. It's like the
polar opposite of divorced guys.
It's the best.
It's like,
"Oh, that poor widower."
"If I could only
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