This Girl's Life Page #2

There was no full monty.

What's up with that?

Quarter monty? Half monty?

No monty?

Anyway... Any thoughts?

Actually, I have a few.

People always talk about

the size of the penis,

but they never talk about

the shape.

And shape is critical.

Ask any girl.

There's the width,

but then there's also

the shape of the head.

And the Tantric say,

that the thumb is shaped

like the penis.

So, if the thumb is shaped

like a mushroom,

you got a mushroom head.

If it's shaped like a pencil,

you got a pencil head.

And, uh, my girls

and I have found

that the mushroom heads

give the most pleasure.

And besides, my mom

always told me

not to stick pencils

in my mouth.

I think you all look

very interesting.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

All right, gentlemen.

Would you kindly wait outside, please?

Why don't you relax?

Have yourselves a drink, some coffee.

Do a little stretching. Okay?

A little flexibility.

Gotta get in different positions.

You know what I mean?

I think you can... have some fun.

Yeah. I think I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go with Marko.

He seems... He seems innocent.

Okay. You like those

innocent types.

Yes.

- Feeling okay?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

- Did you get your car repaired?

- Yes.

That's the twentieth time

you've repaired it.

I love my car.

It looks great.

But a safer car... might

protect you a little bit better.

- Mm-hmm.

- All right. I'll shut up.

I know this may not

be the right time,

but I did bring the new contract,

- 'cause your contract runs out.

- Mm-hmm.

Maybe you can put

a John Hancock on it?

Right now?

No, no. Look. I'll leave it here.

Take a few days.

- Can I get you anything else?

- No. I'm good.

Can I just have my five

minutes now?

- Thank you.

- Have fun.

I don't know if it's quiet

time or psyche time,

but for me, I always need

five minutes to get myself into it.

Get myself in the zone before

I do a scene.

No matter how many times I do it,

it always feels like

the first time.

You know what I mean?

Just before...

You know? It's like...

that moment right before you

dive into a pool.

It's that... fear mixed

with adrenaline.

You always think

the water is gonna be so cold,

but once you're in, you forget

what it was like to be out.

Hi, Moon.

- Can I come in?

- Hey. Yeah.

That executive director guy,

he wanted me to give you this.

- My certificate of health.

- Oh, yeah.

I just had the test last week,

right there.

- See? There's the date.

- Nice. Perfect.

Thank you.

For what?

For the certificate.

Oh, right. Right.

I'm sorry. Uh, I guess

I'm just a little bit nervous here.

This is actually my first time,

um, doing it on camera.

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