This Christmas

- Ma'Dere?

- Morning, Joe.

You know, Christmas is almost here.

Here's your clothes, all packed.

Just put them in the garage.

How long do you think

we're gonna keep this up?

As long as the good Lord allows.

- Want me to get your bathroom stuff?

- I'll get it.

All right, guys. Let's go. Your

dad's gonna be here in a minute.

- You said you were outside.

- I just had a few more things to do.

- That's not what you said.

- I need to turn off...

But it's okay.

Let's hit the freeway

before traffic gets bad.

- Let's go. All right.

- Yes, Malcolm.

All right, guys. Let's rock and roll.

Tonight?

Thank you.

- T, let me get my drink, please, baby.

- You got it, Q.

Christmas in Chicago

is always slow, ain't it?

Oh, yeah, man, you know,

everybody out shopping.

Here you go.

Come on, let's go!

Damn!

Fool.

Baby, what is that?

This a early Christmas present

from Joe. It's called a Nikon.

It's the Rolls-Royce of cameras.

Joe! Tell me you didn't get

this boy that camera.

- Don't start.

- We talked about that.

- It's Christmas, baby.

- It's too expensive.

Let it go.

Let it go.

Matter of fact, snap this.

Here.

- Merry Christmas. Now...

- Guess he told you.

Boy, take this grocery list

and go to the store.

Before that lip gets you into trouble.

- This everything? You sure?

- Yeah.

I wrote it down.

Sometimes you forget stuff.

I gotta come back.

You forget stuff and have

to go back. Hurry up.

I have to change clothes.

Get ready to cook.

Ma'Dere want me to go to the store.

You want something?

No, I'm good.

I wanted to thank you too

for the camera.

- You know, I love it.

- When I was your age...

...I wanted a watch about as bad

as you wanted that camera.

Nobody could afford it.

You take some nice pictures

with that thing.

- Come here, boy.

- Oh, man.

You gonna do all this

lovey-dove stuff.

- I'm almost grown.

- Go on, get out of here.

She gonna start cooking any minute.

Don't hurt nobody on that bike.

Merry Christmas, Lisa.

Oh, baby, please. You're gonna

drive me crazy with that camera.

Come on, where your

Christmas spirit at? Come on.

- Ma, you told them 6:00, right?

- They know.

- They should be here.

- Stop. They been eating dinner at 6...

...ever since they could eat.

They know.

- Look.

- Baby, get out with that.

You're making me nervous. Go.

Come and taste some of this.

- I want your stamp of approval.

- Okay.

Should have told them 4,

then they'd be here on time.

It's frustrating being the only person

in this family that understands a clock.

You know your brothers

and sisters are always late.

That don't make it right.

Why don't you come late,

so that way you on time?

- You know what? See, you...

- Mama, get her.

This is like hitting the lottery.

- Especially if we finance it ourselves.

- Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

I'd be a millionaire before I'm 40.

I should be able to get

a couple hundred thousand...

...while I'm in New York.

But you're gonna have

to match that, at least.

I'm pretty sure

I can get a chunk of it here.

- Well, that would be a happy holiday.

- Yes, it would.

- Now, that's a car right there.

- Come on, Joe.

I'll call you when I get a chance.

- Nice.

- Hey.

Nice.

Got that new-car smell

and everything.

Damn, you got your name on the car?

Can't nobody steal it.

Hey, Joe, you need to get

some of these for your funeral home.

Hey, how much this set you back?

My old man's got a dealership

in San Francisco...

...so I got a deal,

but they run for about 60.

It's a smart investment.

Kelli's got herself a new car too.

Merry Christmas.

- Guess she's smart like you, Malcolm.

- Hey, girl.

- Joe, how you doing?

- Good.

- Good to see you.

- You too.

You look like your mama

more and more every day.

Get over here and hug me, girl.

- And if you wasn't my cousin...

- Oh, yeah. You're all talk.

Maybe, but when you gonna

put me in a commercial?

- Malcolm.

- Kelli.

Let's get inside.

Mama can't wait to see you.

- Get the rest of those bags.

- Okay.

- What you got in these bags, girl?

- Lots of goodies.

- Yeah? You bring anything for me?

- Of course.

If I get any free time,

I'm gonna call you later.

Lisa, you regifted me last year.

I don't like that.

You know you wanted

that frame, and that's...

- All right?

- You think I didn't notice. I noticed it.

All right, baby. Bye.

You could've bought me something.

Did you see the frame, Rosie?

- Merry Christmas, everybody.

- Hey, merry Christmas.

Damn, Baby, look at you,

getting taller by the minute.

You guys better stop calling him Baby,

because he's almost a grown man.

He's my youngest,

no matter how tall or old he gets.

He'll always be my baby.

Ain't that right. She's just a hater.

You just treat him special

because he's your favourite.

My favourite is whoever

I'm talking to at that second.

The one that needs

Mother's love the most.

You should've called us.

Malcolm would have picked you up.

- Maybe you'd have been on time.

- I got a car.

See our new Escalade outside?

- You know, I rented a BMW convertible.

- Sexy.

- Hey, can I try that?

- Like that's gonna happen.

Can't blame a brother for trying.

So I guess that means things

are going well on the job?

I can't complain.

I just completed a perfume spot.

You need to let me come to New York

so I can get my photography on.

What you need to do is get a college

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