This Boy's Life Page #2

-Is he coming too?

-God, I hope not.

I Iooked out the window at work today,

he was across the street watching.

-So uncooI.

-You didn't think so Iast night.

''I just Iove my new rifIe, Roy!

It's the bestest present I ever had.''

Shut up.

There.

Now? We're Ieaving now?

-What about the food?

-Leave it.

-Even the canned stuff?

-Are you coming or staying?

Ask him when the next one

to Phoenix is.

-When's the next bus to Phoenix?

-Tomorrow morning. 1 1 :45.

-How about SeattIe?

-Yeah, what about SeattIe?

Leaves in, what, three--

No, two minutes.

-Is this the bus to SeattIe?

-Yes, it is.

Hurry. Come on.

SeattIe, here we go!

I aIways had a good head for figures.

If I got a CPA Iicense, I bet we couId

make a reaI go of it in SeattIe.

I know what.

I'II advertise for roommates.

-Hey, Ter.

-Hey, Jack.

What did your mom say

about skipping schooI?

Who Iistens?

Did you go to Wanda's Iast night?

You make out?

Make out good?

How good?

F***ed her tiII her nose bIed.

Sure you did.

Hey, Jack. Terry.

Oh, Iook! It's EIvis, EIvis and EIvis.

Does your face hurt?

Because it's kiIIing me.

SiIver.

-Anybody here?

-Help! Help!

Help! I'm in here!

Oh, weII. Lois, baby, come here. I got

six hot inches just waiting for you.

-Yeah, you wish.

-Oh, Lois. I want you so bad!

Come on,

you make my dick hard, baby!

Come on, baby. I'II do better

than Superman. Just give me a chance.

How did you find me?

Oh, Lois. Daddy-o's going to make you

happy-o. Tie them ropes around me.

You couIdn't even get it up, SiIver.

We had to talk dirty for a while.

It was a formality...

...like crossing yourself with holy

water when you went into a church.

After that, we shut up

and watched the show.

We softened. We surrendered. We watched

Superman have dumb adventures...

...with dorky plots

and we didn't laugh at them.

-It Iooks better with the bow in back.

-He'II Iove it.

You say he's getting serious aIready?

I think so. He keeps taIking

to me about marriage.

-He's dying to meet Toby.

-Three dates. You got him.

-I'm not sure I want him.

-Don't want who?

It's the tough guy

who can't be bothered to go to schooI.

Don't want who?

Dwight. Remember?

I toId you about him.

PIease, use a gIass.

He's that guy that comes

from the boondocks? The mechanic?

Dwight. What a stupid name.

Dwight.

-CaroIine.

-HeIIo?

Hi.

-The door was open.

-Behave.

Thank you.

Introduce you to everybody.

I'II take your hat.

-This is Marian.

-Marian.

-And Kathy.

-Kathy.

And this is my son.

-So you're Toby?

-No.

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