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Enjoy!

You don't have to eat it all.

I do make big portions

for the big man next door.

Ok, there's your lift, girls.

We're out of time.

Ok.

And don't fall. Slow down!

Thanks, Jean.

Bye!

Does their mum

take them to school?

No, my wife passed away, so...

The breakfast is delicious.

Thank you.

Well, it's a long time

since I heard that.

You're welcome.

Your employer's a bully.

I don't know why you put up eith it.

Well, you know, you get used to it

and it pays the rent.

Is that him in the garden?

No, I can't do it.

What do you mean you can't do it?

Do you mind?

You may have won the hearts

of my slow-witted staff

but not me.

I can't forgive this.

You have squandered

everything nature has given you.

Why are you doing this to me?

It's something everyone must learn,

Miss Brown. It's called responsibility.

Anathema to you, perhaps but it's

an important part of the human condition.

And you, spuds for brains,

are late!

No, I'm not!

You are now.

I cannot tolerate tardiness,

so I won't be paying you for today.

I've had enough of this!

What?

I'm warning you, Alfie, one more word

and you can shove your job. Hear?

You're fired.

Okay. Will that be my

first verbal warning, then?

You're sacked, Vernon,

end of story.

You've heard of the

3 stage dismissal process, have you?

What?

So, let me see, I've been

working for you for 5 years,

that's a minimum of 5 months paid notice.

I can get you a copy of the

Employment Act if you want.

You'd be better off rehearsing:

"Would sir like chips with that?"

Save you time.

He can work for me.

What?

What?

You could work for me,

if you wanted to.

I do,

I do want to.

Yeah, I do.

Ah, so, it looks like I'm working here now.

So, you are trespassing.

Well, make the most of it.

You deserve each other.

We'll keep my usual payday,

first of the month, thank you.

Good!

I may have been

a little hasty.

No, no, no!

That's good, that's good.

It'll be a new, fresh start.

I don't know

how I'll pay you.

It's ok, he'll pay me,

so you don't have to.

I'll show that mean old man

what he's missing.

Have you already

got a cleaner?

Just me.

Alright

There's cleaning and

there's cleaning.

Eh, please don't do that.

There's only some things that

a professional

can spot.

Oh, my god!

I can't be late for work again.

Please don't touch anything.

Good.

Let's go.

Hello!

Gian Lorenzo Bernini.

Sculpture or architecture?

Oh, Sculpture, of course,

every time.

It's the 4th aisle

on your right, top left shelf.

Top left. Thank you.

Do you know the Ecstasy of Saint Teresa?

Yes, I've seen pictures.

You must see it in the flesh.

It's incredible.

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