Thirteen Page #2

Bon apptit, darling.

Sh*t. You guys,

I only brought 10 bucks.

What?

I'm gonna go get a drink of water.

Loser.

What?

What are you talking about?

No! No, ab--

Hang on one second.

I'll get the number for you.

It's right-- Hang on one second.

I shouldn't be giving you the number.

You should have the number.

No. Name is Alberto.

I don't know.

It's some sort of, uh, 553 number.

Alberto. I don't know.

Something--

No, you just keep in mind

that you work for me.

I have 35 people coming tonight.

This is unacceptable.

I have to have

the heater working.

I have to have

everything there.

No, this is not right.

Let's see, uh-- Give me one second.

It's 553--

It's not bad for,

like, 30 minutes.

- Sales clerks didn't see sh*t.

- You guys!

- You guys--

- Wait, wait, wait. Watch.

You guys,

I totally just stole this.

- No f***ing way!

- From this lady over there.

- Let's see how much--

- Have you seen what's in it?

- Holy sh*t, you guys!

- Oh, my God.

I don't think I've ever seen

this much money in my life.

- Let's go shopping!

- Hell, yeah!

One.

Dos, tres.

A few pairs of these.

That should cover that.

Keep the change.

Aah!

- Let's go!

- Yeah!

Hey, Mason.

Just out of curiosity...

who do you think

is the hottest girl in school?

I guess, um, Evie Zamora.

Guess who I hung out with today.

Bull.

Melrose Avenue.

What?

God, it's that hard to believe?

Mom, why are there

four places tonight?

Mom?

Honey, he just got back.

He's only coming for dinner.

Yeah. Tomorrow he's just

gonna tune up your car, right?

It needs it.

Why are you doing this to yourself?

Do you mind if I put this stuff

in your garage?

So, Brady, how was

the halfway house?

The same as the last one, Trace.

Yeah. Okay.

Here, hold on.

Evie, this is my mom.

No way.

She's like the hot big sister.

What do you want me to do?

- Can you take us to Melrose?

- Let's go.

We'll find some really cute platforms...

or maybe some of

that body glitter.

Mom, you can just drop us off

and go run an errand or something.

Oh.

Um... okay.

I guess that'll be all right.

Maybe for an hour.

I have to talk to

Evie's mom, though.

Brooke is just my guardian.

Great. Thank you.

Hey, wait a minute.

I haven't talked to Brooke yet.

Mom, please don't do this to me.

This is the best day of my life.

I'll kill you if you embarrass me.

Okay.

Okay.

Hi. This is Melanie.

I'm Tracy's mom.

It's my ass that isn't fitting.

Evie, Brooke says you're not allowed

on Melrose without adult supervision.

- Well, you're here, aren't you, Mel?

- Yep.

I am.

What do you think?

Mom, do I look okay?

You look incredible.

You love the leopard fur, Mel?

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