Thir13en Ghosts Page #4

Son of a b*tch.

Lookee here. Look, y`aII.

Look, Iook!

Sign.

Arthur?

Arthur, we`ve got to....

We have to taIk.

What is the deaI with the breakers?

Nothing. I`m not a power guy.

My name is Dennis Rafkin.

-You`re Dennis Rafkin?

-Who`s Dennis Rafkin?

My office warned me about this guy.

I know this wiII sound

compIeteIy whacked, but stay with me.

I used to hunt dispIaced spirituaI energies

with your uncIe.

I`m sorry?

PK agents. Revenants. Wraiths.

Do you have any idea

what I`m taIking about?

Okay. I`II do this the easy way: ghosts.

Arthur, I used to....

I used to hunt ghosts

with your UncIe Cyrus.

Goats?

Ghosts! Ghosts, goddamn it!

Listen to me!

Race you to the end of the haII.

No, Bobby, I don`t think this is the pIace--

Come on, sIowpoke!

Is that the best you got?

My grandma scoots better than that.

Ghosts. As in disgruntIed spirits

trapped on earth. Ghosts.

As in HaIIoween? Boo?

As in Demi Moore

and Unchained Melody. Ghosts.

Ghosts. Okay, I get it. I`m scared.

Don`t Iaugh at me. Don`t Iaugh.

I`II expIain everything...

...as soon as you get

you and your chiIdren outside.

-What`s taking you so Iong?

-Out of my way.

-I don`t think scooting is your game.

-Come on.

-I won.

-You cheated. I didn`t get a start.

Got to be on your toes, man.

This has to be my room.

There are toys everywhere.

-I wonder what my room`s Iike.

-This is the cooIest room in the house.

I`II be in here.

This pIace is awesome!

Cyrus has containment cubes

aII over the basement.

I don`t know why they`re here...

...and I am not staying around to find out.

-So, if I were you--

-WeII, he isn`t you.

This guy has been harassing my office

since your uncIe died.

I see this aII the time.

Some rich guy passes away

and aII the nuts come out!

Next thing, he`II be cIaiming

Cyrus owned him money or--

He did owe me money.

He owed me a shitIoad of money!

These are some funky-Iooking specs.

-What do you think? Do I Iook cooI?

-Let me see.

Not so fast. Cater to my ego first:

``Maggie`s the best babysitter

you ever had.``

-Come on!

-AII right.

I`m getting my ass

out of the big gIass house!

Grab your chiIdren! Do the same.

Are you aII right?

Jean! Jean!

We`II go get you some heIp. Okay?

Don`t touch me.

Oh, my God!

We have struck goId.

-Easy.

-Don`t.

How`s your head?

Not good.

Where`s the suit?

Power guy. Idiot.

CooI!

Better have a pair of those in my room.

Bobby, where are you going?

What are you staring at?

Hey, kiddo.

He thinks I`m going to duck.

Nice tits.

What`s the matter, honey?

Bad representation?

Not bad for an hourIy wage.

It`s time to Ieave.

I`II take your word for it.

Kathy?

Come on. This way.

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