Think Like A Man Page #2

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And I get here and I see you,

so I was like, "Thank you."

You see Ced over there trying

to pull that PYT?

Oh, she bad as hell.

See, thinking like that, you lose the game

before you even step in.

What are you talking about?

I'ma go on and leave.

She's crazy. And I don't like her knees.

Excuse me, Miss, I noticed that you were...

Honestly, I couldn't care less

about whatever it is you have to say.

And I can appreciate that.

I just know that I've seen you here before

and you're usually so stunning...

And you'll always have those memories.

In fact, why don't you walk away

and pretend this...

I don't know what I did

to make you so defensive.

All I'm saying is, whatever it is,

it's no reason to let yourself go, that's it.

Let myself go?

I didn't mean any disrespect...

Let me tell your tired ass something.

Something's changed.

Usually, there's an aura,

there's a glint about you that I'm not seeing.

And I don't know if it's a relationship

or if it's job related, it's just...

Is that it?

It's work related?

Well, to be honest,

I was laid off from my job

about two months ago.

This damn economy.

- How'd it go?

- Not good, man.

Yo, I literally have nothing to say anymore.

I don't know what's going on.

And my breath ain't right.

- Drink a beer.

- You smell it?

You can't let that steal your smile,

'cause that smile that I'm talking about,

that's gonna get you that next CEO gig,

you get it?

See now? See? You're smiling.

Now I'm smiling.

I'ma walk away from here like a fairy now,

'cause I'm all happy.

- A fairy?

- Yeah.

- Have a good evening.

- Thank you.

Got shot down.

Wait.

She calling him back

for another episode of crazy.

Here.

She probably shot him down. Twice.

Crazy, right? Man. Talking about Jesus

and she don't speak English and stuff, right?

Luck of mine.

She actually gave me her damn number.

The Dark Knight strikes again.

How great is Kristen, man?

Nice.

She's a phenomenal girl.

I just don't understand

why she's with this dude.

- Nobody does.

- How good is your credit?

It's up. Low 400s, 430?

Goddamn! A 430?

You can't even get a Discover Card!

Don't white people start off

with a 500 credit score?

Five-fifty, 475 if you're a mulatto.

Cedric!

Yes, Gail.

Gail, listen to what I'm trying to say!

Gail, I don't care!

I don't care what you take out the garage!

Gail, you can take the whole damn garage.

Let me tell you something. Here's what

I want, and this is what's... Hello?

Gail?

Y'all, I swear...

She didn't let me finish my sentence.

I don't like that.

Hey, Ced. When's the divorce gonna be final?

Goodness, if I had to guess,

I'd say like four weeks, 367 hours,

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