They Call Me Jeeg Robot



You damn bastard,

I was just done cleaning.


Come inside.

This is my home.

Come on, Enze'.


let's see what we need:




These, or I won't see shit.

Pasta strainer!

The pasta strainer is essential.


Sit down. I'll be right back.

Who sent you? Minister Amaso?

- Who?

- Do you have a Winged Sword too?

The what sword?

Watch it. My dad already beat the hell

out of queen Himika twice!

There she is! the bitch

is calling the Lord of Fire!

The worst piece of mud of them all!

Don't worry! As long as

my dad's here, we're safe.

Then Jeeg will protect us

when he comes.

Do you know Steel Jeeg?

You could catch it on Tele Capri. But that's

over now. You can only watch it on DVD.

When I'll have my princess dress, I'm gonna

help him, I'll throw components at him.

Ale', where did you put the laxatives?

Dad, when are you buying me

that princess dress?

Ale', it's very important. The small white

bottle... It was on the bathroom sink.

- I don't know.

- Ale', I'm gonna throw away that DVD.


You know...

if Amaso caught me without it,

I'd be in trouble.

Here it is.

It was on your nightstand.

Come on, go clean the toilet,

you made a mess.

Come on!

Let's go.

Sorry about my daughter.

She's usually quiet, but...

she's gone nuts since her mother died.

Her psychiatrist tells me to set

boundaries for her. What boundaries!?

If you only touch that fucking DVD of hers,

she starts banging her head against the wall,

as if you'd given her a life sentence.

- You got kids?

- No.

What are you waiting for? You a fag?

Come on, have a laugh! Are you worried?

It's an easy job. You'll see.

And if we do it right, the neapolitans

are gonna take good care of us.

Look, they crawled out like cockroaches

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